[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/15/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I thought leering at a blind girl would be safe, but she caught me and punished me with her sight stick.

Maybe she could feel my eyes goggling her rear,

or perhaps it was my nervous flatulence.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 301 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:27Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:25Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:22Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:17Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:15Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:11Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:10Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:07Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:06Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:05Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:03Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:02Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:58Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:57Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:55Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:50Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:48Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:46Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:45Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:43Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:41Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:40Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:38Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:37Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:36Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:35Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:34Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:30Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:27Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:26Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:25Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:23Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:22Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:21Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:18Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:17Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:14Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:09Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:07Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:06Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:05Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:02Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:00Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:58Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:57Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:56Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:54Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:53Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:50Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:48Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:46Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:45Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:44Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:43Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:42Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:40Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:39Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:38Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:37Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:36Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:35Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:34Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:31Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:30Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:26Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:21Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:18Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:17Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:14Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:12Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:09Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:08Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:05Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:02Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:00Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:58Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:57Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:56Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:55Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:53Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:50Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:49Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:48Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:46Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:45Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:43Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:41Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:38Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:37Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:33Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:32Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:30Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:29Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:28Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:26Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:23Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:21Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:18Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:17Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:14Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:09Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:08Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:05Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:03Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:01Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:59Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:57Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:56Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:53Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:52Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:51Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:49Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:45Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:41Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:39Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:38Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:34Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:33Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:29Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:27Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:25Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:24Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:23Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:21Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:19Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:18Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:16Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:15Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:11Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:10Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:09Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:08Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:05Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:01Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:59Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:57Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:54Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:53Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:51Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:50Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:48Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:47Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:46Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:44Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:40Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:38Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:36Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:33Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:32Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:30Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:29Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:28Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:27Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:26Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:23Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:22Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:21Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:20Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:19Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:18Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:16Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:15Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:14Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:13Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:11Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:09Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:08Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:05Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:04Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:01Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:58Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:57Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:53Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:49Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:47Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:45Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:41Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:39Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:38Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:37Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:33Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:32Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:30Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:29Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:25Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:21Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:17Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:15Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:13Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:12Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:09Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:06Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:05Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:02Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:01Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:57Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:55Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:53Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:49Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:45Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:41Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:40Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:38Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:37Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:33Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:29Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:28Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:27Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:25Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:22Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:21Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:20Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:19Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:17Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:13Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:09Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:08Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:06Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:05Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:01Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:00Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:57Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:56Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:53Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:50Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:49Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:48Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:45Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:44Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:42Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:41Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:38Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:37Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:34Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:33Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:29Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:25Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:21Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:17Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:14Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:13Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:12Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:09Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:05Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:04Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:02Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:01Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:59Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:57Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:56Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:55Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:53Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:50Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:49Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:45Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:44Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:41Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:38Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:37Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:33Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:31Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:30Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:29Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:25Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:24Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:23Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:22Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:21Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:20Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:18Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:17Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:16Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:15Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:14Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:13Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:09Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:05Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:03Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:02Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:01Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:57Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:53Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:52Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:50Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:49Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:45Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:41Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:38Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:37Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:33Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:30Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:29Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:28Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:27Caption #3

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post