As I pulled into the gas station, some young punks started to talk smack about the pet flamingo riding with me.
So I whipped out "Fluffy," "Jasmine," "Princess," and "Pierre," who promptly bit the punks' nipples and eyelids off.
Later, I went home to relax and had Giacomo put on some auromatherapy candles and a Kenny G cd.
Somedays it's good to be the BeastMaster.
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