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Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2004 by guyPaulo
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As I pulled into the gas station, some young punks started to talk smack about the pet flamingo riding with me.

So I whipped out "Fluffy," "Jasmine," "Princess," and "Pierre," who promptly bit the punks' nipples and eyelids off.

Later, I went home to relax and had Giacomo put on some auromatherapy candles and a Kenny G cd.

Somedays it's good to be the BeastMaster.

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