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Most Emailed Photos - 07/22/2004

by Kumiho

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Dear diary, what a week!

First my high priestess gig at the Ziggurat falls through after I miscast a summoning spell.

Then the only other planet in the solar system capible of sustaining life turns into an astroid field. Nautrally my recent shipment of ED into space is blamed.

And lastly this guy drinks my hops flavored laxitive.

Some days it just doesn't pay to be me.

Excerpts from guyPaulo's Secret Diary

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Kumiho> You know we love ya, guyP. ::blows kisses::
<Kumiho> And I promise not to bash you in captions for the next two days.
<superwoman biatch> Oh you know he loves the attention, right Kumiho?!!
<Kumiho> I figured as much, but I don't want anyone to get the idea that was just picking on him because I'm a mean ol' SOB.

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