"Hear Ye, oh Hear Ye... I tell a tale of yore, An true-amazing tale it be, come listen I implore..!" |
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"There lived close by a giant beast, stood 90 ft in height, Tho' friendly as a mouse was he, despite all his might..." |
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"And when the weather grew mighty cruel, the locals he did a-call; And bid them shelter from the snow in the fur behind his balls" |
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