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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/28/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Do you want legalized prostitution? Then vote for me! Unlike Ralph Nader, I'm a real contender!"

"Do you want to get rid of the horror of a two-party system which does nothing but nominate idiotic stick-figures for candidates every four years? Then I'm your guy! I'll send those other candidates to sleep with the fishes!"

"I'm Marlon Brando and I approved this message!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Axolotl> Always vote for the fat dead guy!
<superwoman biatch> Even though he is dead he would do a better job than f*cking Bush!
<guyPaulo> Did anyone get my "Streetcar," "Apocolypse Now," and "Godfather" puns? .... I'm deserately seeking filmgeek-validation with this one....
<Agent Kumi> 
<Allaran> Nice movie refs! But wasn't the 'contender' line from 'On The Waterfront'
<Allaran> Nice movie refs! But wasn't the 'contender' line from 'On The Waterfront'
<guyPaulo> Hah! I'm not half as smart as I think you might think I ain't.

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