Kirk had been with the Beast Women from Talos 5 so many times that it was becoming old hat.
And while the Mammory Mavens from Milton 3 had great breasts, he found he missed their lack of a mouth.
When he met the five legged bovines of Archos 2, well, that extra leg made a great anchor point when he came up on them from behind.
Thanks God Bones knows how to cure any STD or I would have lost my will to live years ago thought Kirk.
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