A recruiter once tried to enlist me whilst I was trying to watch TV.
"Join the army!" he implored me. "Precious loot...
..and glorious battle await you in foreign lands!"
I replied "But the only device I know how to use is my comfy sofa, let alone a weapon."
"That's fine," he said "you can pilot a Mark III Abrams Assault Couch."
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