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Most Emailed Photos - 11/22/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Sucky, sucky you hot american soldier...me love you long time. Me so horny!!

"Anything to put a smile on those soldiers faces...we got to keep them interested in our cause...

Just don't tell them about the crabs...and all those other venereal diseases that swim up the penis...that could ruin the mood..." George W. Bush
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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