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Mort! How's it going. (slurps coffee) Yeaahhhhh...that's great.....Uuhhmmm....Your last billboard project was just super, but you didn't fill out your time sheet with all three job codes for last week. Did you get that memo?

Also,... I'm gonna need you to come in this Saturday and ...uhhhh... box this really fat sumo guy. Yeah, that would be great....

Oh! And before I forget, I'm also gonna need you to uhhh come in this Sunday too. We're a little behind, and I need you to help catch up with the oral pleasuring of Senior VP Olga Hatchinschaltz. M'Ka? That'd be just great.....thanks Mort!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> One day MEP is gonna catch on fire...
<ElvisThePelvis> And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
<Kumiho> you rock guyP. =)
<guyPaulo> "and they were merry,"
Is that what he says? I always thought he said "and they were married," meaning that Milton was admitting to watching the squirrel f*ck all day, which you have to admit, would be a lot funnier....
<Luminaire> I think there's a lot of debate over whether Milton says "married" or "merry." I can't tell which it is, but my interpretation of "married" is that Milton had way too much time to pretend about the squirrels' lives, not that he saw them get it on.
<Mort> I thought it was married.

I don't like the implication that guy is now my boss, if so I'm going to have to talk to the Bobs.

<guyPaulo> So what exactly would you say you DO around here, Mort?
<Mort> I come in late, and look at my screen to pretend I am working.
<mypalmike> Everything was fine and well until that no talent ass clown started winning grammys!

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