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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/03/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Being a model is sooo hard...most people just don't understand!

I have to work so hard to be so thin....sometimes my hunger pains are almost too much to bare! I guess Anorexia is just not for me...

My recent trial run with being Bulimic has helped curb my hunger pains, however it causes f*cking nasy tooth problems. What's a f*cking model to do??!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> A cautionary tale.
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<mypalmike> F*cking model!
<superwoman biatch> More expletives just for you mypalmike!!! ;)

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