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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by ERIX
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See? Breasts should be covered at all times.

Well, the only possible exception is when one of these is found, inside of your pants. Do not use breasts to obtain an erection, but, once you have one, they are quite alright.

Breasts are for these: not for you.
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> redeemed yourself with the last caption
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<ERIX> I wanted to see what the monkeys looked like!
<Mort> Here's what the negative monkey looks like ;)

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