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Most Emailed Photos - 12/13/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I feel asleep on my favorite lap pillow. It smelled slightly of musk and drool.

I dreamed of Bush and a man who looked like Jesus would have looked if the artists through history were honest.

I awoke to find the world covered in a hardened veneer of my man cream. I am so sorry I destroyed the world with my nocturnal emissions.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Allaran> All I can say is...Ick!
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<Kumiho> Ewww! ::laughs::
<3Suns> This caption is oddly nostalgic...

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