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She tended to spit and hack when she talked. All the glass in our house was flecked with dried spittle and phlegm.

She was also heavily pierced and covered with tats. She smelled bad and exhibited the advanced stages of gingivitis with the wasting away of her teeth and tounge.

Of course, I was no winner either...and I had the penis of a small monkey.

Lowered expectations indeed.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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