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Most Emailed Photos - 10/13/2004 by Axolotl
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-Oh, grandma, why do you have such a big nose?

- The better to smell your fear with, slave!

- Say grandma; Why do you have such big and dirty feet?

- The better to walk all over you, little creep!

- Grandma, oh Grandma! Why do you have such big boobmBGRGphth!!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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