Britney, the cacaphonic screeching noises on your new single are popular - with DOGS!
Could you possibly take singing lessons and write some actual music next time?
Because dogs don't buy albums.
No way! I don't like music. Remember - I'm AGAINST music!
I plan to build a career entirely on flashing my body!
Britney, this dog is the only thing in my lap that's remotely interested!
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