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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/18/2004 by David Byrden
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Britney, the cacaphonic screeching noises on your new single are popular - with DOGS!

Could you possibly take singing lessons and write some actual music next time?

Because dogs don't buy albums.


No way! I don't like music. Remember - I'm AGAINST music!

I plan to build a career entirely on flashing my body!


Britney, this dog is the only thing in my lap that's remotely interested!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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