The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 32 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:38	Caption #0
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:37	Caption #8
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:36	Caption #3
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:34	Caption #534
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:33	Caption #402
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:32	Caption #491
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:31	Caption #802
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:30	Caption #864
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:28	Caption #591
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:27	Caption #39
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:26	Caption #749
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:25	Caption #746
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:24	Caption #608
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:23	Caption #845
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:22	Caption #481
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:21	Caption #139
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:20	Caption #401
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:19	Caption #241
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:18	Caption #596
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:17	Caption #513
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:16	Caption #811
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:15	Caption #162
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:14	Caption #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:13	Caption #69
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:12	Caption #148
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:11	Caption #174
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:10	Caption #148
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:09	Caption #332
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:08	Caption #720
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:07	Caption #695
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:06	Caption #504
Mr. Noname	Lurker	11:05:05	Caption #274