[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 314 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:16Caption #-94
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:15Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:12Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:11Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:09Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:07Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:06Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:05Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:03Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:02Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:00Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:57Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:56Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:55Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:54Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:53Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:51Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:47Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:40Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:39Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:38Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:37Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:31Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:28Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:25Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:22Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:21Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:17Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:15Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:13Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:12Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:11Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:09Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:07Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:03Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:59Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:58Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:57Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:56Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:54Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:51Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:47Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:46Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:44Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:43Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:42Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:41Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:36Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:35Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:34Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:33Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:32Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:31Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:28Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:26Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:23Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:22Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:21Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:18Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:16Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:15Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:13Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:11Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:10Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:09Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:07Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:06Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:05Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:04Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:03Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:02Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:58Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:57Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:56Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:55Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:51Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:48Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:47Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:46Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:43Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:41Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:40Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:39Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:35Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:31Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:30Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:29Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:28Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:27Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:26Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:25Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:23Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:21Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:14Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:12Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:11Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:10Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:09Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:07Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:05Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:02Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:01Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:59Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:56Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:55Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:51Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:50Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:49Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:48Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:47Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:45Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:44Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:43Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:39Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:38Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:35Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:27Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:25Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:23Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:22Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:21Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:20Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:19Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:18Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:15Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:12Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:11Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:07Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:06Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:03Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:01Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:59Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:57Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:56Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:55Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:54Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:53Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:52Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:51Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:49Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:47Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:45Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:44Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:43Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:42Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:41Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:39Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:36Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:35Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:31Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:29Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:26Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:23Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:18Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:17Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:16Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:13Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:11Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:09Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:08Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:07Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:06Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:05Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:00Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:59Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:58Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:57Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:56Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:55Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:51Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:46Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:43Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:40Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:37Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:36Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:35Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:34Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:32Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:31Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:30Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:28Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:25Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:20Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:19Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:17Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:16Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:13Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:08Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:06Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:05Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:04Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:58Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:56Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:55Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:52Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:48Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:43Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:42Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:41Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:36Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:32Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:30Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:27Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:26Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:23Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:21Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:20Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:19Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:18Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:17Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:16Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:15Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:14Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:13Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:12Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:11Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:09Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:01Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:00Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:59Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:56Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:55Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:54Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:51Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:50Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:47Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:42Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:41Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:40Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:39Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:38Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:37Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:36Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:35Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:30Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:29Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:28Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:27Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:26Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:25Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:21Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:19Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:18Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:17Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:15Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:14Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:13Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:11Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:07Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:05Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:04Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:03Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:02Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:01Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:00Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:59Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:58Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:57Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:56Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:53Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:51Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:50Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:49Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:48Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:47Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:45Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:44Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:43Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:41Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:40Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:39Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:38Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:37Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:30Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:27Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:23Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:22Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:20Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:18Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:17Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:14Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:13Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:12Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:07Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:03Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:00Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:58Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:57Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:56Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:54Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:53Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:52Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:50Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:46Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:45Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:40Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:37Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:36Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:33Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:32Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:31Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:28Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:26Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:22Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:21Caption #-58

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post