[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 316 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:30Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:29Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:28Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:27Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:26Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:25Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:24Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:23Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:22Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:21Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:20Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:19Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:16Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:13Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:10Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:05Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:04Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:03Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:02Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:01Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:58Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:56Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:54Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:53Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:52Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:49Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:48Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:47Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:45Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:44Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:43Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:42Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:41Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:40Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:39Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:37Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:34Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:32Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:31Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:30Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:29Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:28Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:27Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:24Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:23Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:22Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:21Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:20Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:18Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:17Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:16Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:15Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:14Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:13Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:12Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:11Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:10Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:09Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:08Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:07Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:06Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:05Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:04Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:03Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:00Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:59Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:57Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:56Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:53Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:52Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:51Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:50Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:49Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:48Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:47Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:46Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:44Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:43Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:42Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:41Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:40Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:39Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:38Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:35Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:34Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:33Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:31Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:30Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:29Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:28Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:27Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:23Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:21Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:20Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:18Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:17Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:16Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:14Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:13Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:11Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:10Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:09Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:08Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:07Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:06Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:04Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:03Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:02Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:01Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:00Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:59Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:58Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:54Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:53Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:52Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:51Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:50Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:49Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:48Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:47Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:46Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:45Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:44Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:43Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:42Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:41Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:40Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:38Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:37Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:36Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:35Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:34Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:33Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:29Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:28Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:27Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:26Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:25Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:24Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:23Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:22Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:21Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:20Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:19Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:17Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:15Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:14Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:13Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:12Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:11Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:10Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:09Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:08Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:07Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:06Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:05Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:03Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:02Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:01Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:00Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:59Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:57Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:55Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:53Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:52Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:51Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:50Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:46Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:45Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:44Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:43Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:42Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:41Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:40Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:38Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:37Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:35Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:34Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:33Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:32Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:31Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:30Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:29Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:28Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:27Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:26Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:25Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:23Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:22Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:17Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:15Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:14Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:13Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:12Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:10Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:09Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:08Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:05Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:04Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:03Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:02Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:01Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:00Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:59Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:57Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:56Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:54Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:52Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:51Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:49Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:48Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:47Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:46Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:44Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:42Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:41Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:40Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:39Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:38Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:36Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:35Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:34Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:33Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:32Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:27Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:26Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:24Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:22Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:21Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:20Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:19Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:17Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:14Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:12Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:11Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:10Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:09Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:08Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:07Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:06Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:05Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:04Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:01Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:00Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:59Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:58Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:57Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:56Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:55Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:54Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:52Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:51Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:50Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:49Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:48Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:47Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:46Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:45Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:43Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:41Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:39Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:38Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:37Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:34Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:33Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:32Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:31Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:30Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:29Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:28Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:24Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:23Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:21Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:20Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:18Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:15Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:14Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:11Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:10Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:09Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:08Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:06Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:05Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:04Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:03Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:02Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:00Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:59Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:57Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:54Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:52Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:51Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:49Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:48Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:47Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:45Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:44Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:43Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:41Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:39Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:35Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:33Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:32Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:31Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:29Caption #754

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post