[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 320 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:58Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:57Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:56Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:55Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:54Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:49Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:48Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:46Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:45Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:44Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:43Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:42Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:41Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:40Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:39Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:38Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:37Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:36Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:35Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:27Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:26Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:24Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:11Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:10Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:08Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:07Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:06Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:05Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:04Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:03Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:01Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:00Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:59Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:58Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:57Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:56Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:55Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:54Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:53Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:48Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:47Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:45Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:44Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:43Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:42Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:41Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:36Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:34Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:31Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:24Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:21Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:19Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:18Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:13Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:11Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:01Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:59Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:58Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:53Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:50Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:45Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:44Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:43Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:42Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:41Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:40Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:38Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:34Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:30Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:29Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:28Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:27Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:26Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:25Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:24Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:23Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:22Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:19Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:17Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:16Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:15Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:14Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:12Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:11Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:09Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:05Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:04Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:03Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:02Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:01Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:00Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:59Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:57Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:55Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:54Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:53Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:52Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:51Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:50Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:49Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:48Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:45Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:35Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:34Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:33Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:27Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:22Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:20Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:19Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:17Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:16Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:09Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:06Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:05Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:04Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:59Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:54Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:52Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:43Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:40Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:37Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:35Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:28Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:26Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:25Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:24Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:23Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:22Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:21Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:20Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:19Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:18Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:16Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:14Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:13Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:12Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:11Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:10Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:09Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:08Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:07Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:06Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:01Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:00Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:59Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:58Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:57Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:56Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:54Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:53Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:52Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:51Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:50Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:49Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:48Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:47Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:40Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:39Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:32Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:27Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:26Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:25Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:24Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:23Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:22Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:21Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:14Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:12Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:11Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:10Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:09Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:08Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:07Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:06Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:05Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:04Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:59Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:58Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:53Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:52Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:46Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:45Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:43Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:40Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:37Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:29Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:28Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:26Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:16Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:15Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:12Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:11Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:10Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:09Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:08Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:07Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:06Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:05Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:04Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:04Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:01Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:00Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:59Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:57Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:56Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:55Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:53Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:52Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:51Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:50Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:49Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:48Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:47Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:46Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:33Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:32Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:30Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:29Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:28Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:27Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:26Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:25Caption #060
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:23Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:22Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:19Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:18Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:17Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:16Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:15Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:14Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:13Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:12Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:09Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:05Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:03Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:59Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:58Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:54Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:50Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:49Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:48Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:47Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:46Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:45Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:44Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:43Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:42Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:36Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:35Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:34Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:31Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:30Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:29Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:27Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:26Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:25Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:24Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:22Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:21Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:20Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:19Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:17Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:16Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:15Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:14Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:12Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:10Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:08Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:06Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:05Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:03Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:02Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:01Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:57Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:52Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:51Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:50Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:46Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:45Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:42Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:40Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:38Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:37Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:36Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:34Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:33Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:32Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:31Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:30Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:27Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:25Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:24Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:22Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:21Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:18Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:17Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:15Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:14Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:12Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:11Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:08Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:05Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:04Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:01Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:00Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:58Caption #248

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post