[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 245 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:08Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:03Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:59Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:58Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:55Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:53Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:52Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:47Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:43Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:40Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:39Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:38Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:36Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:33Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:30Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:27Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:26Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:24Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:19Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:18Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:17Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:12Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:11Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:10Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:09Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:08Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:03Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:02Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:01Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:57Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:56Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:54Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:53Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:52Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:51Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:46Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:45Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:44Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:43Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:42Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:40Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:35Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:31Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:27Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:23Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:20Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:17Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:16Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:15Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:13Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:11Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:08Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:07Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:03Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:01Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:00Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:57Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:56Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:50Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:49Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:48Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:47Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:45Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:44Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:37Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:36Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:35Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:34Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:33Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:32Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:30Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:27Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:25Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:24Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:23Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:21Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:20Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:16Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:14Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:13Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:12Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:08Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:07Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:05Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:04Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:58Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:51Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:50Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:48Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:47Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:46Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:45Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:38Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:34Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:29Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:28Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:27Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:26Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:25Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:23Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:22Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:20Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:19Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:12Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:11Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:10Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:09Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:08Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:05Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:01Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker13:14:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:59Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:58Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:56Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:36Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:32Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:28Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:25Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:23Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:18Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:15Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:08Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:07Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:06Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:05Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:01Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:53Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:46Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:45Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:42Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:38Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:35Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:32Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:31Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:30Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:29Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:24Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:22Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:20Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:19Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:18Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:15Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:14Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:12Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:11Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:10Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:09Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:07Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:06Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:00Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:56Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:54Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:50Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:48Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:46Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:43Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:40Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:37Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:36Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:33Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:29Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:28Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:27Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:21Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:20Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:19Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:18Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:17Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:16Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:13Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:07Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:05Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:02Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:00Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:59Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:57Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:53Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:48Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:38Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:37Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:31Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:30Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:27Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:23Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:19Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:15Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:12Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:09Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:08Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:07Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:04Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:01Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:59Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:58Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:57Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:55Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:54Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:49Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:46Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:41Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:30Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:25Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:22Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:18Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:17Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:14Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:12Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:10Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:07Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:06Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:05Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:02Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:59Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:56Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:53Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:39Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:38Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:33Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:26Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:24Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:23Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:21Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:20Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:19Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:18Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:15Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:13Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:11Caption #23

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post