[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 267 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:35Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:34Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:33Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:32Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:31Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:30Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:29Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:28Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:27Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:26Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:24Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:19Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:16Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:13Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:12Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:07Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:06Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:05Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:03Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:58Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:57Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:56Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:54Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:47Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:41Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:38Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:37Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:36Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:35Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:34Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:33Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:32Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:31Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:30Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:27Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:17Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:14Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:13Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:10Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:09Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:08Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:07Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:06Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:05Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:04Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:03Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:02Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:01Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:00Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:59Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:58Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:57Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:56Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:55Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:54Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:53Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:52Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:51Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:50Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:49Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:48Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:47Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:46Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:45Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:44Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:43Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:42Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:41Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:35Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:28Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:25Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:24Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:17Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:16Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:12Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:07Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:06Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:51Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:49Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:48Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:47Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:46Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:45Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:44Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:43Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:41Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:40Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:39Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:38Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:35Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:33Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:31Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:30Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:28Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:27Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:24Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:21Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:18Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:17Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:11Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:09Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:07Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:05Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:02Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:59Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:58Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:57Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:56Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:55Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:54Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:52Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:51Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:48Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:47Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:46Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:44Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:39Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:35Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:33Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:31Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:25Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:24Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:23Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:19Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:16Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:14Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:07Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:06Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:03Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:02Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:58Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:55Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:37Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:35Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:33Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:32Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:22Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:19Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:18Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:15Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:14Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:10Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:07Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:02Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:01Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:51Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:47Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:42Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:41Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:40Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:34Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:33Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:31Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:30Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:25Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:24Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:18Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:17Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:12Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:11Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:00Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:55Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:45Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:35Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:30Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:27Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:26Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:24Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:23Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:18Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:15Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:13Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:12Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:11Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:10Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:09Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:08Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:07Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:06Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:05Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:04Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:03Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:02Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:01Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:56Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:55Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:54Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:53Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:48Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:44Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:41Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:38Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:34Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:32Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:30Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:24Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:23Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:22Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:21Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:20Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:18Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:17Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:16Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:15Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:14Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:13Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:12Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:11Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:10Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:06Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:01Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:50Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:49Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:46Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:42Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:41Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:37Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:34Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:31Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:21Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:17Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:16Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:15Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:14Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:12Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:11Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:10Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:09Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:08Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:07Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:05Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:03Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:02Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:01Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:00Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:59Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:58Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:57Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:56Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:55Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:53Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:52Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:51Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:50Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:49Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:48Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:47Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:46Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:45Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:44Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:42Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:39Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:38Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:37Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:36Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:35Caption #402

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post