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| <reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!! |
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| <mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small. |
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| <Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here, ...news.yahoo.com... ...news.yahoo.com... ...news.yahoo.com... |
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| <Lauren> I'll start: Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter. Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.) Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show." |
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| <reddman> we want Mort |
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<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren. |
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<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right. |
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<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right. |
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<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they getGot Milk? |
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| <josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| <josh > can you tell me what this is all about |
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| <JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one? |
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| <reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey.... |
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| <Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there. |
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| <mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql... |
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| <mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly. |
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| <mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :) |
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| <Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen |
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| <JP> OK, my caption is: "Hello, kids! Smoke crack!" www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :) |
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<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?'' |
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| <3Suns> Ike, does it have perl? |
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| <mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :) |
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| <mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here! |
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| <mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think. |
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| <mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky. |
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| <mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound. |
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| <Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass? |
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| <JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me.. |
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| <Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock. |
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| <Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think. |
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| <Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon. |
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<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net... |
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| <mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest... ...www.cartoonbank.com... |
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| <JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort. |
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| <Mort> :) |
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<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
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| <Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion. |
