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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/12/2005 by Axolotl
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Yes, I may have commited adultery in my heart once or twice, but I didn´t expect a kind of Spanish Inqui...

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the dead Pope....

Do I really have to go thrpugh all this to get my superfreaky real estate licence?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<sharmin aktar> i think your website is a fab website
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<JSchmitt> I'm green with envy. Or is it "green with lust?" Nice work.
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<mypalmike> Weird.
<Mort> Sorry, doing taxes. No Friday caption.
<mypalmike> Procrastinate much!?

(Well, OK, I just finished mine at 2am.)

<Kumiho> I did mine a month ago, but I'm sitting on them because I owe on my county tax. The damned county doesn't get my money a second sooner than I absolutely HAVE to part with it, the bastards.
<JSchmitt> What are taxes?
<Bavid Dyrden> Those of you in the USA, did the Bush war create more taxes? That's where they usually come from.
Maybe the higher gas prices should count...
<mypalmike> The Bush war was combined with tax cuts. It's amazing what you can accomplish with the world's largest credit card.
<Bavid Dyrden> Are you SURE you're right? Because for that to happen, the USA would have to go massively into debt. The kind of debt that makes your grandchildren curse you.
<BitterCupOJoe> mypalmike is correct. We are rapidly going further into debt. Like "Reagan presidency" rapid.
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