[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/20/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Extra large sperm.

Ostrich sized egg inserted with ample lubrication.

Is how this baby was conceived.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 533 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:00Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:59Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:58Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:57Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:56Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:55Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:54Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:53Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:52Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:50Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:49Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:48Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:47Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:46Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:45Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:43Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:42Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:41Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:40Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:39Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:38Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:36Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:35Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:33Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:31Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:30Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:29Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:28Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:27Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:26Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:25Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:24Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:23Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:21Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:20Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:19Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:18Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:17Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:16Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:15Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:14Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:13Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:12Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:11Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:10Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:09Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:08Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:07Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:06Caption #-67
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:05Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:04Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:02Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:00Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:59Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:58Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:57Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:56Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:55Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:54Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:53Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:51Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:50Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:49Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:48Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:47Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:46Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:44Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:43Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:41Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:40Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:39Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:38Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:37Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:36Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:35Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:34Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:33Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:31Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:30Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:29Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:28Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:27Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:26Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:23Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:22Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:21Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:20Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:18Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:17Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:16Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:14Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:13Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:12Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:11Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:10Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:08Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:07Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:06Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:05Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:04Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:03Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:02Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:01Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:59Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:58Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:57Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:55Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:54Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:53Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:52Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:51Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:50Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:49Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:47Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:46Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:43Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:42Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:41Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:40Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:39Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:38Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:36Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:35Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:34Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:33Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:32Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:31Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:30Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:29Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:28Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:27Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:26Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:25Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:24Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:23Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:22Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:21Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:20Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:18Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:17Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:15Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:14Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:13Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:11Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:10Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:09Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:08Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:06Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:04Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:02Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:01Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:00Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:59Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:58Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:56Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:55Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:54Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:53Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:52Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:50Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:49Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:48Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:47Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:46Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:44Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:43Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:41Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:40Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:39Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:38Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:37Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:36Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:35Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:34Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:33Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:32Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:31Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:30Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:29Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:28Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:27Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:26Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:25Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:24Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:22Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:21Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:20Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:18Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:17Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:16Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:14Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:13Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:12Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:10Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:09Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:07Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:06Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:04Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:03Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:02Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:00Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:59Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:58Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:57Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:56Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:55Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:54Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:53Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:52Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:51Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:50Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:49Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:48Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:47Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:46Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:45Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:44Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:43Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:42Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:41Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:40Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:39Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:38Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:37Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:36Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:35Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:34Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:33Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:32Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:30Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:29Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:28Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:26Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:25Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:22Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:21Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:18Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:17Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:15Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:14Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:13Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:11Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:10Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:09Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:08Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:07Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:06Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:05Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:04Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:02Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:01Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:59Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:58Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:57Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:55Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:54Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:53Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:51Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:50Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:49Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:48Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:47Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:46Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:45Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:44Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:43Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:42Caption #3.2
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:41Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:40Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:39Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:38Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:36Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:35Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:34Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:33Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:31Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:30Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:29Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:26Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:25Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:24Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:23Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:22Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:21Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:20Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:19Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:18Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:16Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:15Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:14Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:13Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:12Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:11Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:10Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:09Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:08Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:07Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:06Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:05Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:03Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:02Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:00Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:59Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:58Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:57Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:56Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:55Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:54Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:52Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:51Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:50Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:49Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:47Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:46Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:45Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:44Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:43Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:42Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:41Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:40Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:39Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:38Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:37Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:36Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:35Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:34Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:33Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:32Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:31Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:30Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:29Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:28Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:27Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:26Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:24Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:23Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:22Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:21Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:20Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:19Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:18Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:17Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:16Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:15Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:14Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:13Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:12Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:11Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:10Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:09Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:08Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:06Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:05Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:04Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:03Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:02Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:01Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:00Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:59Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:58Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:57Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:55Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:54Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:53Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:51Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:50Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:49Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:48Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:46Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:45Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:44Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:43Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:42Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:41Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:40Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:39Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:38Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:37Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:36Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:35Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:34Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:33Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:32Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:30Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:29Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:28Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:26Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:25Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:24Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:23Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:22Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:21Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:20Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:19Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:18Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:17Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:16Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:15Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:14Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:13Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:12Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:11Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:10Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:09Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:08Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:07Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:06Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:05Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:04Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:03Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:02Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:01Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:00Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:59Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:58Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:56Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:55Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:53Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:52Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:51Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:50Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:49Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:48Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:47Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:46Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:45Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:44Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:43Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:42Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:41Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:40Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:39Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:38Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:36Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:35Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:34Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:32Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:31Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:30Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:29Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:28Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:27Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:26Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:25Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:24Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:23Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:22Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:21Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:20Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:19Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:18Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:17Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:15Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:14Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:13Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:12Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:11Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:10Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:09Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:08Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:07Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:05Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:04Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:03Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:02Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:01Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:00Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:59Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:58Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:57Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:56Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:54Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:53Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:51Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:50Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:49Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:48Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:47Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:46Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:44Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:43Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:42Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:41Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:39Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:38Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:37Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:35Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:34Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:33Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:32Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:30Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:29Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:28Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:27Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:26Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:25Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:24Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:23Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:22Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:21Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:20Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:19Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:18Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:17Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:16Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:15Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:14Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:13Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:12Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:11Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:10Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:09Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:08Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:08Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:07Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:05Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:03Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:02Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:01Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:00Caption #611

Board [Post Message]



I have renewed mostemailed.com for another year. rejoice.
There are 72 messages for this day.
<JP> What did you do with my green wife and penta-baby, Mort? And where are the X-rays that the nurse sent down here a month ago?
<Mort> They have all been headbutted off the sidelines by The Great Zidane.
<reddman> It seems I have awaken from a long strange dream... am I back in Kansas???
<Axolotl> Yay! Long live the Monkeyhouse of Mort!
<Kumiho> We missed you Mort.
<JP> I still miss him. :(
<Lauren> Welcome back, Mort. What's up?

Hank and I finished building our deck (several years in the planning stage and nine days under construction). We had a Deck Warming Party and turned it into a surprise wedding.

<mypalmike> So, who got married? Two of the construction workers?
<Lauren> Actually, the answer to that is, yes, two of the construction workers: Hank & Lauren.
<mypalmike> Congrats Lauren!!!
<Mort> Woop! About time Lauren.
<reddman> lets see what lasts longer..the deck or the marriage...LOL
<allan> how big is that deck that you just did?
<mypalmike> Hmm, did you use a good sealant on the deck? I'd say 50/50 odds go to the deck if you sealed it right.
<Lauren> The deck is 16 x 27, with a staircase to the driveway and two doors into the house. We did not seal it at all. It is entirely made of non-degradeable materials that require no maintenance. Yeah!
<reddman> mmmmmm...I got a big deck too...wanna see?? LOL LOL , Lauren put away that pistol...nnooooo ...BOOM...aaaakkk...thud.
<JP> Coooool.. a long-range pistol!
<Juliek> Is Mort alive!?! Get it because mort? Alive? You see because...
<Allen> Dear Mort - Pole-a-palooza pictures are most emailed, and we're still looking at pictures of some yanker holding a fish?!
<JP> I get Julie's joke!

I'm special.

My mama tol' me so.

<reddman> If everyone is special...then no one is.

Sixty-nine. *DING*

<Lauren> 30 days, 69 captions... is this an all time record? Please, please, Mort, please come back to us. We miss you.
<Allen> I'm done. Good luck.
<Lauren> Hey, Reddman. What did you do that warranted the spate of spam on your first captions? Has anyone here ever clicked on any of those links? If yes, what happens? [I imagine something akin to armageddon for your hard drive.]
<JP> Lauren, all you other PC users, you're missing out. Those links are truly spiritual and uplifting and... oh never mind. I'm afraid to click on them, too.
<mypalmike> I clicked on one of the links. Shortly afterwards, the Crocodile hunter guy died. I'm not superstitious, but there's got to be some connection.
<Lauren> I thought the story about a stingray getting him was suspicious. I will not be reporting you to the authorities, Mike, but I think you should turn yourself in, or at least confess to a priest. Just for your own salvation.
<mypalmike> It's Greek to me.
<JP> I didn't know you were greek, Mike-san.
<mypalmike> nihongo wa muuzukashii desu
<Allen> Anata-wa myo na desu.
<wat> chill yo
<reddman> LAUREN-I attribute the reason I got spammed is because I'm witty and sexy.......really cause I was first in line I guess...
<JP> Just curious - how did you regulars discover Mort's site? (I think I linked to it from Scott McClouds site a while back.)
<Lauren> Mort's site was mentioned by Linky and Dinky (they have a weekly service where they send links to interesting sites) within the first few weeks of its inception.
< > ok.....
<3Suns> I read about it on Memepool (via Yoyology) years back...
<Allen> I think I saw an ad on TV for it if I recall correctly. Either that or I was driving down the freeway late one night, and there it was.
<mypalmike> memepool for me
<Carol> New York Times. No, really.
<Carol> I'm kind of jealous of Allen's "Paul on the road to Damascus" method of discovery.
<reddman> I think I found it while surfing for p0rn...while free basing coke....
<JP> Redd: what search terms were you using, son?
<3Suns> Coke is terrible for freebasing. All that caramel coloring produces a horrible smoke.
<JP> Try Crack-a-cola instead.
<mypalmike> The next big drug will be called sklank.
<reddman> SPAM ME baby!
Smear it all over my chest...let it drip onto the floor. Let me taste your spammy goodness...mmmmm....
<mypalmike> Does anyone here know where I could buy a replica watch? I swear it's impossible to find these things.
<ajiav> HELLO!!!
<JP> I am hearing things. I am hearing thingies.
<reddman> I think MORT will only update this borad once every year....
<JP> Now tell me again, Mort, exactly why you renewed the domain name for another year?
<bette noir> yeah....why....email him
<aaaaaaaaabbb> 
<apple juice is a verb> aaaaaaaabbb, that is the worst comment ever.
<lu-lu> I love Mr. Vickers from pearson GA!!!
<ajiav> We all love Mr. Vickers, lu-lu. We all do.
<mypalmike> Really. The love of Mr. Vickers, and persons from Pearson in general, is universal.
<mypalmike> Does that line EVER work?
<mypalmike> Please Mort! We need you! Spam is overtaking the site!
<ajiav> I think they are paying him to advertise.
<ajiav > For exciting games and prizes visit pepsi.com!

...(sorry, just wanted to fit in)*

*you fit in? hah!

<Starbug> Did you see the other sidebar? I had no idea there even was a 219696675th caption.
<ecbrandtrade> welcome to www.ecbrandtrade.com see more the world brand sports shoes. nike shoes in discount. Do not miss the chance! www.ecbrandtrade.com
<viccol> Runescape Gold, Buy Runescape Money, Runescape Gold or Money, Runescape Coin, Runescape, RS2 GP, viccol.com
...www.viccol.com
http:...
...www.viccol.com...
...www.viccol.com...
...www.viccol.com...
...www.viccol.com...
<innicc> ...www.innicc.com
http:...
...www.innicc.com...
...www.innicc.com...
...www.innicc.com...
...www.innicc.com...
<everquest2> everquest2 gold，EverQuest 2 Platinum，EQII Plat，EQ2 Gold
...www.everquest2.cc
http:...
<lotro100gold> Lotro Gold，Buy Lotro Gold，Lord Of The Rings Online Gold，Lotro
...www.lotro100gold.com
http:...
<wow1gold> [URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
<funingame> Welcome to our professional game gold store
(runescape gold eve isk guildwars gold)
The best service and fast delivery.
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...
<runescape items> ...www.runescape2items.co...
This is runescape2items.com!
Runescape2items is an professional runescape items store for gold,pure accounts,equipments,runes,powerleveling,quest point and provide the customers with fastest delivery and best service, 24/7 online support will help you out for every questions.

Runescape Money
Runescape All Servers Money on sale 24/7! The delivery time is 10 mins!
Enjoy your time in the game. If you have any question or problem, please don’t hesitate to contact with our 24/7 online customer service:
Our online support: ...messenger.providesupport.com...
our MSN/Email: serviceforgold@gmail.com
Sincerely yours, runescape2items.com Team

...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape items
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape gold
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape items
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape accounts
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape equipment
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape logs
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape othergoods
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape powerleveling
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape runes
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape party hat
...www.runescape2items.com... free runescape gold
...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape cheats
...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape guide
...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape 2
...www.runescape2items.com... Buy yew logs
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Gold
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Coin
...www.rs2-store.com... Buy Runescape Money
...www.rs2-store.com... Buy Runescape Items
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Power Leveling
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Yew Logs

<runescape items> ...www.runescape2items.co...
This is runescape2items.com!
Runescape2items is an professional runescape items store for gold,pure accounts,equipments,runes,powerleveling,quest point and provide the customers with fastest delivery and best service, 24/7 online support will help you out for every questions.

Runescape Money
Runescape All Servers Money on sale 24/7! The delivery time is 10 mins!
Enjoy your time in the game. If you have any question or problem, please don’t hesitate to contact with our 24/7 online customer service:
Our online support: ...messenger.providesupport.com...
our MSN/Email: serviceforgold@gmail.com
Sincerely yours, runescape2items.com Team

...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape items
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape gold
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape items
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape accounts
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape equipment
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape logs
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape othergoods
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape powerleveling
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape runes
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape party hat
...www.runescape2items.com... free runescape gold
...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape cheats
...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape guide
...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape 2
...www.runescape2items.com... Buy yew logs
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Gold
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Coin
...www.rs2-store.com... Buy Runescape Money
...www.rs2-store.com... Buy Runescape Items
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Power Leveling
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Yew Logs


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post