[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 270 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:07Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:06Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:00Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:58Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:55Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:52Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:48Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:46Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:44Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:38Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:37Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:36Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:31Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:30Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:28Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:26Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:25Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:22Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:20Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:19Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:17Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:16Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:13Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:12Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:10Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:09Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:07Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:03Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:02Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:01Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:00Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:59Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:58Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:57Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:55Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:54Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:49Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:48Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:47Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:46Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:43Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:41Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:40Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:36Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:34Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:31Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:29Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:27Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:25Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:21Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:20Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:17Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:16Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:15Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:14Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:10Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:09Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:05Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:00Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:59Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:57Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:55Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:54Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:52Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:51Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:48Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:47Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:46Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:44Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:43Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:42Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:41Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:40Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:39Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:36Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:34Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:32Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:31Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:29Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:28Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:27Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:26Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:24Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:23Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:22Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:21Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:20Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:16Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:15Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:10Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:09Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:07Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:01Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:00Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:59Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:58Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:55Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:51Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:43Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:42Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:41Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:40Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:38Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:35Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:34Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:33Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:30Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:29Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:28Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:19Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:18Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:12Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:11Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:57Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:56Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:55Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:54Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:48Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:47Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:40Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:32Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:31Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:29Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:28Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:27Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:25Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:17Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:15Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:13Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:11Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:09Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:01Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:55Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:54Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:53Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:52Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:51Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:47Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:45Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:44Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:43Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:42Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:40Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:37Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:35Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:32Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:27Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:26Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:22Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:20Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:18Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:16Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:08Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:04Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:51Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:50Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:49Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:41Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:38Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:37Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:35Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:31Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:27Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:26Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:23Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:21Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:19Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:17Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:16Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:11Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:10Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:09Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:08Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:07Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:04Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:59Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:54Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:53Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:52Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:48Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:45Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:44Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:39Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:38Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:35Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:34Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:27Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:26Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:24Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:20Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:19Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:18Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:15Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:14Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:10Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:06Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:05Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:04Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:59Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:58Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:57Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:56Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:55Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:54Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:50Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:49Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:44Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:39Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:37Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:36Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:35Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:30Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:26Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:25Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:24Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:23Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:22Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:21Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:20Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:19Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:18Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:15Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:13Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:11Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:07Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:06Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:03Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:02Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:01Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:00Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:59Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:57Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:56Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:55Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:54Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:53Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:49Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:48Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:47Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:46Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:45Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:44Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:39Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:38Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:35Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:31Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:30Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:29Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:28Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:25Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:24Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:20Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:19Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:18Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:16Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:14Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:10Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:08Caption #67

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post