[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 352 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:42Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:41Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:40Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:39Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:38Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:37Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:29Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:26Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:24Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:23Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:22Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:20Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:18Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:17Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:16Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:12Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:11Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:09Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:06Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:05Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:03Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:02Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:00Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:57Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:53Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:50Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:48Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:47Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:46Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:43Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:40Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:39Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:38Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:36Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:34Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:33Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:25Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:21Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:18Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:17Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:14Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:13Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:12Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:11Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:10Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:08Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:07Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:05Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:04Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:03Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:02Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:01Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:00Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:56Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:55Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:53Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:49Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:48Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:46Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:44Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:43Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:42Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:41Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:36Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:35Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:32Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:31Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:29Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:25Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:24Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:23Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:21Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:20Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:18Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:17Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:16Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:13Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:12Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:11Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:10Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:09Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:07Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:02Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:01Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:59Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:58Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:57Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:56Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:55Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:54Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:52Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:51Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:50Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:48Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:47Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:45Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:43Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:40Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:39Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:38Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:36Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:35Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:33Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:30Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:29Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:28Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:23Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:22Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:21Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:18Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:16Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:09Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:08Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:06Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:05Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:04Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:02Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:01Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:00Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:59Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:57Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:54Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:51Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:50Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:49Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:48Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:47Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:46Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:45Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:44Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:43Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:34Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:33Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:32Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:28Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:27Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:26Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:25Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:24Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:23Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:22Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:21Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:20Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:18Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:17Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:16Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:15Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:13Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:12Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:11Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:10Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:09Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:07Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:06Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:05Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:02Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:57Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:56Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:55Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:54Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:53Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:52Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:49Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:48Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:47Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:43Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:42Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:41Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:40Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:39Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:37Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:36Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:34Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:33Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:32Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:31Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:30Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:29Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:28Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:27Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:25Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:23Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:22Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:21Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:20Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:19Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:17Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:15Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:13Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:12Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:11Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:10Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:09Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:08Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:06Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:05Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:04Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:03Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:02Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:00Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:59Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:58Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:57Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:56Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:52Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:51Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:49Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:48Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:47Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:46Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:41Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:40Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:36Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:35Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:28Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:27Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:25Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:21Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:16Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:15Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:13Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:10Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:09Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:08Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:06Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:05Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:04Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:00Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:58Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:57Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:54Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:53Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:51Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:49Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:47Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:45Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:43Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:42Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:41Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:37Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:36Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:35Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:34Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:31Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:24Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:23Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:22Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:18Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:17Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:16Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:15Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:13Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:12Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:09Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:08Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:07Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:04Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:59Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:55Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:54Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:53Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:52Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:51Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:50Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:49Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:48Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:44Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:42Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:41Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:39Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:37Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:36Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:35Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:33Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:32Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:31Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:30Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:29Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:28Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:26Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:25Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:23Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:22Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:17Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:16Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:15Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:13Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:11Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:10Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:07Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:06Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:05Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:03Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:02Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:01Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:56Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:54Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:53Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:52Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:51Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:50Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:47Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:45Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:43Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:41Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:40Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:38Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:36Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:34Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:32Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:29Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:27Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:26Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:24Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:23Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:22Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:21Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:18Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:16Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:15Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:14Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:13Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:11Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:07Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:03Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:01Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:59Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:57Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:56Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:55Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:54Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:53Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:51Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:49Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:45Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:43Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:42Caption #619

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post