[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 164 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:04Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:03Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:01Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:58Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:57Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:56Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:54Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:51Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:49Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:46Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:45Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:42Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:41Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:40Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:39Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:38Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:37Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:33Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:32Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:25Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:24Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:23Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:20Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:19Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:18Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:17Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:16Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:14Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:09Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:08Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:07Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:06Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:05Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:04Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:03Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:01Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:59Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:57Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:55Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:47Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:40Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:39Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:38Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:37Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:36Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:34Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:32Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:31Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:30Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:29Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:28Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:27Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:26Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:25Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:22Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:20Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:19Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:07Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:05Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:04Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:03Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:01Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:00Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:57Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:56Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:55Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:54Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:53Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:46Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:41Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:40Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:34Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:33Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:32Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:31Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:29Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:28Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:18Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:17Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:12Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:09Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:07Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:06Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:05Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:04Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:02Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:59Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:56Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:54Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:52Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:50Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:49Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:48Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:47Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:38Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:35Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:34Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:29Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:28Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:20Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:19Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:17Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:14Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:13Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:12Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:06Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:03Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:02Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:54Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:52Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:49Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:44Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:43Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:42Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:41Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:40Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:37Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:34Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:33Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:31Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:24Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:22Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:16Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:15Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:14Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:12Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:11Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:10Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:09Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:07Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:05Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:04Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:03Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:00Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:58Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:54Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:51Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:48Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:46Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:45Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:31Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:28Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:27Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:26Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:25Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:19Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:18Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:17Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:12Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:11Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:07Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:03Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:01Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:00Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:59Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:58Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:56Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:55Caption #3

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post