[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 327 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:01Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:00Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:56Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:54Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:51Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:49Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:47Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:42Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:40Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:35Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:33Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:32Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:24Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:20Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:15Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:12Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:11Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:08Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:07Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:06Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:04Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:03Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:02Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:00Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:59Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:58Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:57Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:56Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:55Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:54Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:51Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:48Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:46Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:42Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:41Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:39Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:37Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:35Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:30Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:28Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:24Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:23Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:17Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:13Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:12Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:10Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:09Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:06Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:05Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:04Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:59Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:58Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:57Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:55Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:54Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:50Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:49Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:48Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:46Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:40Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:39Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:38Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:34Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:30Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:29Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:28Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:27Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:26Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:25Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:19Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:17Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:12Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:11Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:07Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:06Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:05Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:02Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:53Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:49Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:46Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:45Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:44Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:40Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:38Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:35Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:28Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:26Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:23Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:22Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:18Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:16Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:15Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:12Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:08Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:06Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:00Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:59Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:55Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:54Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:51Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:50Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:42Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:41Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:36Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:32Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:24Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:23Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:22Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:21Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:18Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:15Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:14Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:11Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:08Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:06Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:03Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:02Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:59Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:57Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:56Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:55Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:53Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:52Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:49Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:48Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:46Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:45Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:39Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:37Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:34Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:31Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:30Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:28Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:26Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:21Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:17Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:16Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:14Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:13Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:12Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:10Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:03Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:58Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:56Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:55Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:53Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:52Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:51Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:50Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:43Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:41Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:37Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:28Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:26Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:25Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:19Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:18Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:14Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:11Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:10Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:05Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:02Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:56Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:52Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:51Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:50Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:49Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:47Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:46Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:44Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:42Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:38Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:37Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:36Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:35Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:34Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:31Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:30Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:29Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:26Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:24Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:21Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:19Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:18Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:12Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:10Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:08Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:02Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:59Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:57Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:54Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:50Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:48Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:46Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:41Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:40Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:35Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:33Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:32Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:31Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:25Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:24Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:20Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:18Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:15Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:08Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:06Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:00Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:57Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:55Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:52Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:48Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:47Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:46Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:45Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:44Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:43Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:42Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:39Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:38Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:33Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:28Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:27Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:26Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:21Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:20Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:17Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:16Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:15Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:13Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:11Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:06Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:05Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:04Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:02Caption #4

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post