Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Miss Patches, the black cat of death, is after me.

She failed to tempt me into the open using the Swedish beach volleyball team.

But she knew even I could not resist the charms of Orlando Bloom.

(AP)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 128 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:52 Caption #-53

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:51 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:49 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:46 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:45 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:42 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:41 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:40 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:39 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:38 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:34 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:30 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:26 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:22 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:18 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:15 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:14 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:13 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:10 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:09 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:06 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:04 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:02 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:18:01 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:58 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:56 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:54 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:50 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:49 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:48 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:47 Caption #975

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:46 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:45 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:43 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:42 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:41 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:40 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:39 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:38 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:37 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:35 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:31 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:30 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:29 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:28 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:27 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:26 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:25 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:22 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:18 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:17 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:16 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:15 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:14 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:13 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:10 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:09 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:07 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:06 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:04 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:17:02 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:59 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:58 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:56 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:54 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:50 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:48 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:47 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:46 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:45 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:44 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:43 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:42 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:41 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:40 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:38 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:35 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:34 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:33 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:32 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:31 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:30 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:26 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:23 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:22 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:20 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:18 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:17 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:16 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:15 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:14 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:10 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:07 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:06 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:05 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:04 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:03 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:16:02 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:58 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:54 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:51 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:50 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:48 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:47 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:46 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:45 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:42 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:41 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:38 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:34 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:30 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:29 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:27 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:26 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:22 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:18 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:15 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:14 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:11 Caption #-58

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:10 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:09 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:07 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:15:00 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:14:58 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:14:54 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:14:53 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:14:52 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:14:51 Caption #145

Board

[Post Message]

Damn that Miss Patches! I can not escape her stalking, the sharp eyes in the night, the scratching and the endless deluge of faxed Meow Mix coupons.

There are 10 messages for this day.

<yoyology> The most disturbing part of this is that the cat is completely black all over, but is named "Patches".

The horror.

<guyPaulo> Clearly, cats are a tool of the Devil. Just looking at that first picture gives me the heeby-jeebies.

<guyPaulo> This is a slow day! Come on guys, make with the captions or the cat gets it!

<Mort> What else would DEATH name his all black cat?

<mypalmike> I named my black cat Joan Jett, back in the early 80's. That doesn't really answer your question though...

<DEATH> I'd name it "Poopsie".

<Carol> Haha. But wouldn't DEATH be talking in a small-cap font?

<Axolotl> I think Patches the Cat needs to be in the Most Fortunate Fortune pile!

<shininglion> Kelly can be scary sometimes, Mort, it is so true.

<kobold47> I always thought Patches was a gopher

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post