[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bored with crushing puppies?

Pillaging and deflowering virgins not what it used to be?

Then fuck a dwarf today!

Call me at (555) WEE-SEXX!!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 211 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:17Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:16Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:14Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:06Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:02Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:02Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:00Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:56Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:55Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:54Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:51Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:49Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:47Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:46Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:40Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:39Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:38Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:37Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:34Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:30Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:29Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:26Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:25Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:21Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:15Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:10Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:09Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:08Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:06Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:04Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:03Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:59Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:45Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:44Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:43Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:40Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:37Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:30Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:27Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:25Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:24Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:23Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:22Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:21Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:14Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:13Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:12Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:11Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:08Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:06Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:05Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:04Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:57Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:46Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:42Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:38Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:37Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:36Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:35Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:32Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:28Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:27Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:21Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:12Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:08Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:06Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:05Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:04Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:02Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:55Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:51Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:47Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:45Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:44Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:43Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:42Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:41Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:37Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:34Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:30Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:25Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:17Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:16Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:14Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:09Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:04Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:01Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:00Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:59Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:58Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:57Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:56Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:54Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:47Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:42Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:41Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:39Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:37Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:33Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:31Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:30Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:27Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:26Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:25Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:23Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:22Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:21Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:13Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:07Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:06Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:05Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:03Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:58Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:50Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:49Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:47Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:46Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:45Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:44Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:43Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:41Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:34Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:33Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:32Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:31Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:26Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:22Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:21Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:19Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:16Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:15Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:08Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:07Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:02Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:58Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:56Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:52Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:51Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:50Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:46Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:41Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:40Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:37Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:36Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:31Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:27Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:26Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:25Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:18Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:10Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:09Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:08Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:05Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:03Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:02Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:59Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:45Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:41Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:40Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:29Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:28Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:26Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:23Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:18Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:17Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:14Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:07Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:05Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:58Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:55Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:53Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:50Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:48Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:47Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:40Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:32Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:31Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:28Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:23Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:22Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:18Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:13Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:12Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:08Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:02Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:01Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:00Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:59Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:58Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:57Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:50Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:43Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:38Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:37Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:36Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:34Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:32Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:31Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:27Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:26Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:25Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:24Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:23Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:22Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:20Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:18Caption #177

Board [Post Message]

Why can't it be Friday already? Or even better next Tuesday, when everyone is back from a three day weekend, nursing super hangovers, for once wishing it was Monday.

There are 13 messages for this day.
<Prettypache> Hi,first time at site.
<shininglion> I do not know, but Friday sure as hell sounds nice right now.
<obtuse> I don't have internet at home :(
<Mort> Welcome Prettypache.

Obtuse, I don't think we can be friends anymore.

<Kumiho> Poor Obtuse. I'll still be your friend.
<ajiav> You are not alone, obtuse...
<guyPaulo> Good luck to all tomorrow. I will be in NYC without Internet access. Toodles!
<Kumiho> Wow, GuyP, you're going to leave us alone, on Gest Wednesday?!
<Sav24u@yahoo.com> yea ONE prick and its gone (virginity)lol
<sav24u@yahoo.com> yea again ,FUCK a dwarf and u might getlucky.the bugger might put his head in
<sav24u@yahoo.com> These puppies look worth being crushed and minced.haha
<sav24u@yahoo.com> say hello to me someone
<good guy> hi all


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post