[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/08/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"Seigfried?"

"Ya Roy?"

"Vu ever vunder vhy ve vere born vhite?"

"I heard it vas because of zie hiding int der snowdrifts unt zie pouncing unt killing das victims."

"Now be quiet unt be ready for zie pounce. Here kommen Herr. Bush!"
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 239 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:38Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:37Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:36Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:35Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:34Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:33Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:31Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:29Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:28Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:27Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:26Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:25Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:24Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:21Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:20Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:11Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:10Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:07Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:02Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:01Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:59Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:58Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:56Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:54Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:50Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:49Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:48Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:47Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:46Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:45Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:42Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:41Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:40Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:38Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:36Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:35Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:30Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:24Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:23Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:22Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:21Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:17Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:13Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:09Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:02Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:00Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:59Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:58Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:55Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:54Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:53Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:49Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:48Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:46Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:38Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:33Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:28Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:21Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:15Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:14Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:13Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:09Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:08Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:06Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:05Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:03Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:01Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:54Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:52Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:50Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:47Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:46Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:40Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:35Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:34Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:32Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:31Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:30Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:21Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:20Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:19Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:18Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:17Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:06Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:04Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:02Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:01Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:59Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:58Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:54Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:52Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:51Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:50Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:49Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:48Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:44Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:38Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:35Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:34Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:32Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:25Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:24Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:23Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:20Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:18Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:15Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:14Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:13Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:09Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:06Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:04Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:02Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:00Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:56Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:54Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:53Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:50Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:46Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:40Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:39Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:38Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:33Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:32Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:31Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:30Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:29Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:19Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:18Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:15Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:08Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:06Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:02Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:01Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:57Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:54Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:52Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:49Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:45Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:44Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:35Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:33Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:32Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:31Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:30Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:26Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:22Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:21Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:20Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:18Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:17Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:14Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:13Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:10Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:04Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:03Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:02Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:01Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:57Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:54Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:46Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:45Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:44Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:42Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:41Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:36Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:35Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:33Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:30Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:29Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:27Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:24Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:23Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:15Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:14Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:13Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:12Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:03Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:00Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:59Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:58Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:51Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:50Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:45Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:44Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:43Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:42Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:41Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:39Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:37Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:36Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:35Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:34Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:33Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:29Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:22Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:17Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:15Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:14Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:08Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:07Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:05Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:58Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:57Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:54Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:53Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:47Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:45Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:42Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:41Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:40Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:38Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:36Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:32Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:31Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:30Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:29Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:28Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:17Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:16Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:12Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:11Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:08Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:04Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:03Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:55Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:54Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:53Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:51Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:50Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:49Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:48Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:40Caption #244

Board [Post Message]

Sorry for the lateness. I still don't have internet access at home. Adelphia seems to have brand new 'value' packages -- I get to choose from:

  1. No internet access and $25 extra a month
  2. No internet access and $25 extra a month

Welcome to America, the land of the freedom of choice. (as long as it is black)

There are 19 messages for this day.
<3Suns> what happened to guest tuesday?
<yoyology> It's guest Wednesday, silly.
<3Suns> Ah. I've only been around for about a week and last week's guest day was tuesday.

Are you the same yoyology from memepool, btw? 'cause memepool kicks ass.

<yoyology> I am. Also formerly of linkfilter.net, also webmaster of the moribund yoyology.com, and also Karl on LISNews.com.
And now that I look back, you're right. The last several guest caption days have been Tuesdays. What am I thinking?
<Mort> Well they get posted on Tuesday, but you write the captions on Wednesday.

Just like how the date above is for yesterday and not today.

<Luminaire> Heeheehee. Karl.

Guest caption days are definitely Wednesdays -- this I know because I'm never at work on Wed, and consequently don't ever get to write a guest caption. I think Mort uses the preceding dates, though, because that's when the photos were actually emailed....??

<yoyology> Aha! I get it!
<ElvisThePelvis> My head hurts so bad. Is today Tuesday or Wednesday...or is it some other day that corporations invented for shopping, kind of like valentine's day?
<yoyology> It's Florzday. Named after the ancient Norse goddess of confusion.
<guyPaulo> This is really weird. Today I was seriously going to ask yoyo if he's the same as the memepool contributor.

Yoyo, did you have anything to do with this site being featured on memepool?

<Luminaire> Febturday?
<yoyology> I didn't post mostemailed on memepool, but reading the memepool post about mostemailed brought me here.
<yoyology> "yoyology" is pretty unique to me. I've had a couple of people track down my e-mail address and thank me for posting them on memepool.
<mypalmike> Today is Plasmaday. Buy your loved one one of these huge plasma screens. It'll help the economy, and you'll get to watch more TV!
<Mort> Scromp linked this site on memepool, giving me 50,000 hits in one day.

The New York times gave me 125 hits in one day. Thats how powerful memepool is.

The photos are from yesterday's mostemailed list, therefore the date is yesterday. Also I normally update on yesterdays and not on todays.

<guyPaulo> Mort! I've been using your date for all my documents at work! Gads, the horror! This will teach me not to waste time at my cubical of solitude.
<Mort> If I don't have internet connection tonight, then I will have to start guest day using my cell phone.

Which will be hard since it only can deal with 64x64 256 colour images.

<Mort> Just testing :)

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Roger Mexico> Dudes, you gotta hand it over to me!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post