[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 352 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:20Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:19Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:18Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:17Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:16Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:14Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:13Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:11Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:10Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:10Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:08Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:07Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:05Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:04Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:03Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:02Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:01Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:00Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:59Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:58Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:55Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:54Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:53Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:52Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:51Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:50Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:49Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:48Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:47Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:46Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:45Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:43Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:42Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:41Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:40Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:38Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:36Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:33Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:32Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:31Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:25Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:23Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:18Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:17Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:16Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:14Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:13Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:12Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:10Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:09Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:08Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:07Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:06Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:05Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:04Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:02Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:57Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:54Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:52Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:51Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:50Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:49Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:48Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:47Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:46Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:45Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:44Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:43Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:42Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:41Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:40Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:39Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:38Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:37Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:36Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:34Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:33Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:32Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:30Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:25Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:22Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:21Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:19Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:16Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:13Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:12Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:07Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:06Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:05Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:04Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:58Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:57Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:56Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:50Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:43Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:41Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:38Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:37Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:33Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:32Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:31Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:29Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:24Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:21Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:20Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:14Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:12Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:09Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:08Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:06Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:00Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:59Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:54Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:53Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:52Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:51Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:50Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:48Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:47Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:46Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:45Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:44Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:43Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:42Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:41Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:40Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:38Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:37Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:36Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:35Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:34Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:33Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:32Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:31Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:30Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:29Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:28Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:27Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:25Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:24Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:22Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:21Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:17Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:15Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:14Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:12Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:11Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:10Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:09Caption #-82
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:08Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:07Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:06Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:05Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:01Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:00Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:59Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:58Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:57Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:56Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:54Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:53Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:52Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:51Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:50Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:49Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:48Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:47Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:45Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:44Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:41Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:40Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:39Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:38Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:37Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:36Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:35Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:34Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:33Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:31Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:30Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:29Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:28Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:26Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:24Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:23Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:22Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:21Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:20Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:19Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:17Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:16Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:15Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:14Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:13Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:12Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:11Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:10Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:09Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:08Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:07Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:05Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:04Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:03Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:01Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:00Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:59Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:58Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:57Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:54Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:53Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:52Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:50Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:49Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:48Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:47Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:46Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:45Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:43Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:42Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:41Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:40Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:39Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:38Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:36Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:34Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:33Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:32Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:31Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:30Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:28Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:27Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:26Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:25Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:24Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:23Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:21Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:20Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:19Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:16Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:15Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:14Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:11Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:10Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:09Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:08Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:04Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:58Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:54Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:53Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:51Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:39Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:33Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:32Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:31Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:30Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:29Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:28Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:27Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:26Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:22Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:20Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:15Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:14Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:13Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:11Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:10Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:09Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:08Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:07Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:06Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:05Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:04Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:02Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:01Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:59Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:58Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:57Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:56Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:55Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:54Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:53Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:50Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:49Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:48Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:47Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:46Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:45Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:44Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:43Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:42Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:41Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:40Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:36Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:35Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:32Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:30Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:26Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:23Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:22Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:21Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:16Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:15Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:10Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:07Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:06Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:03Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:00Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:56Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:53Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:52Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:49Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:47Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:46Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:44Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:43Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:42Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:41Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:37Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:36Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:35Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:34Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:32Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:25Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:24Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:23Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:20Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:18Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:15Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:09Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:08Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:07Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:06Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:01Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:59Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:58Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:57Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:53Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:46Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:42Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:41Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:40Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:30Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:28Caption #111

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post