[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/15/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ms. Patches was an intelligent, quirky cat, what you would call a thinking man's kitten.

But love is a strange strange bird,

and her man wasn't good at thinking at all.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:49drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:00drooled over #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 515 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:13Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:11Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:09Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:08Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:07Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:06Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:05Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:04Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:03Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:02Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:01Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:00Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:59Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:58Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:57Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:56Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:55Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:54Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:53Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:52Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:51Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:50Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:49Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:48Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:47Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:46Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:45Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:44Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:43Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:42Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:41Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:40Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:39Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:38Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:37Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:36Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:35Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:34Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:33Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:32Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:30Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:29Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:28Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:27Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:26Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:25Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:23Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:22Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:21Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:20Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:19Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:17Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:16Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:15Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:14Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:12Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:11Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:08Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:07Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:06Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:05Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:03Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:02Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:01Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:00Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:59Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:58Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:57Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:56Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:55Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:54Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:53Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:52Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:51Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:48Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:47Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:46Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:45Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:44Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:43Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:42Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:41Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:39Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:38Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:37Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:36Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:34Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:33Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:32Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:31Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:30Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:29Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:28Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:27Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:26Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:25Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:23Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:22Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:21Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:19Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:18Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:16Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:15Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:13Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:12Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:11Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:10Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:09Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:08Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:07Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:06Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:05Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:04Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:03Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:02Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:01Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:00Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:59Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:58Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:57Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:56Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:55Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:53Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:52Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:49Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:48Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:47Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:45Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:43Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:42Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:41Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:40Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:39Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:38Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:36Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:35Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:34Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:33Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:31Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:30Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:29Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:27Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:26Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:25Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:24Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:22Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:19Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:18Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:17Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:16Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:15Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:14Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:12Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:11Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:10Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:09Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:08Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:07Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:06Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:04Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:03Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:02Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:01Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:00Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:59Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:58Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:56Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:55Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:52Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:51Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:49Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:48Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:46Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:44Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:43Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:42Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:40Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:31Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:28Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:26Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:24Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:22Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:18Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:16Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:14Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:13Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:12Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:10Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:08Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:07Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:06Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:05Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:04Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:02Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:00Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:58Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:56Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:55Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:54Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:52Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:50Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:48Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:46Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:44Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:43Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:42Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:40Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:38Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:37Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:36Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:34Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:32Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:30Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:28Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:26Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:25Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:24Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:22Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:20Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:19Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:18Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:16Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:14Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:12Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:10Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:08Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:07Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:05Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:02Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:01Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:59Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:57Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:56Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:55Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:53Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:52Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:51Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:50Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:49Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:48Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:47Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:46Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:45Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:44Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:43Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:42Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:41Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:40Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:39Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:38Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:37Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:36Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:35Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:34Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:33Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:32Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:31Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:30Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:29Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:27Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:26Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:25Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:24Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:23Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:22Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:21Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:20Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:19Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:18Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:17Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:16Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:15Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:14Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:13Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:12Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:11Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:10Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:09Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:08Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:07Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:05Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:04Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:03Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:02Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:01Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:00Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:59Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:58Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:57Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:56Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:55Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:54Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:53Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:52Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:51Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:50Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:49Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:48Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:47Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:46Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:45Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:43Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:42Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:41Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:40Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:39Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:38Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:37Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:36Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:35Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:34Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:33Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:32Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:31Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:30Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:29Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:28Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:27Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:26Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:25Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:24Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:23Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:22Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:21Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:20Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:19Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:18Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:17Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:16Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:15Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:14Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:13Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:12Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:11Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:10Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:09Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:08Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:07Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:06Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:05Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:04Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:03Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:02Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:01Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:59Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:58Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:57Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:56Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:55Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:54Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:53Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:52Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:51Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:50Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:49Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:48Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:47Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:46Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:45Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:44Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:43Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:42Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:41Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:40Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:39Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:38Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:37Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:36Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:35Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:34Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:33Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:32Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:31Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:30Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:29Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:28Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:27Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:26Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:25Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:24Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:23Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:22Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:21Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:20Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:19Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:17Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:16Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:15Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:14Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:13Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:12Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:11Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:09Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:08Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:07Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:06Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:05Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:04Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:03Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:02Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:01Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:59Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:58Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:57Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:56Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:55Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:54Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:53Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:52Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:51Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:50Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:49Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:48Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:47Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:46Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:45Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:44Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:43Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:42Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:41Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:40Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:39Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:38Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:37Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:36Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:34Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:33Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:32Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:31Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:30Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:29Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:28Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:27Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:26Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:25Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:24Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:23Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:22Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:21Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:20Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:19Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:18Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:17Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:16Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:15Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:14Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:13Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:12Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:11Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:10Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:09Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:08Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:07Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:06Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:05Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:04Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:03Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:02Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:01Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:00Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:59Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:58Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:57Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:56Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:55Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:54Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:53Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:52Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:51Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:50Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:49Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:48Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:47Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:46Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:45Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:44Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:43Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:42Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:41Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:40Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:39Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:38Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:37Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:36Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:35Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:34Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:33Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:32Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:31Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:30Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:29Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:28Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:27Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:26Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:25Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:24Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:23Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:22Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:21Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:20Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:19Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:18Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:17Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:16Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:15Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:14Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:13Caption #21

Board [Post Message]


Two little birds sitting in a tree,
K      I      S      S      I      N      G,
First came love, then came marriage,
then came painful hemorrhoids and death.



I hope you all had the most wonderous of Valentines Days. If you are single I hope you cried into your cold tomato soup, I hope you peered at happy couples and threw stones at doves.

For me, personally I enjoyed it whilst at the same time avoided giving the evil empire of Hallmark™ any money at all.

While in this joyful mood let me list a few of my favourite things.
  • Walking on the greenest of grasses, especially walking on grass that has a sign saying "do not walk on grass".
  • Ignoring people that are telling me to keep off the grass.
  • Using my sad puppy dog face for evil.
  • Patagonia. (the country)
  • Knowing that my soulmate is out there.
  • The letter 'P'. (It has curves but it's still straight)
  • Stockings. (but not on me)
  • The comforting feeling of being outside as night is drawing in.
  • The ridiculousness of things.
  • OMG Dark Chocolate
  • Dreams

So what are a few of your favourite things?


There are 61 messages for this day.
<MLimburg> Eating a really nice pie. Yeah, it's a little Twin Peaks for most, but DAMN .. good pie is fantastic.
<MLimburg> And I can't forget Lemon Gelati
<Axolotl> Hey Mort! What up with leaving Orkut?
<JulieK> My favourite things include: silly, a boy, MILK chocolate, art that is done by other people but not me because I am bad, MEP, the smell of oil paints, my fish, and indoors! Hurray Mort!
<JulieK> Also mort did you paint that one? Because it is awesome.
<3Suns> Lukewarm tomato soup, peering at doves, and throwing stones at happy couples.
<guyPaulo> Did MEP get linked from some other popular site again?
<obtuse> There's themes with every caption/name. It's one person, I think.
<JulieK> Damn hooligans!
<guyPaulo> NOIP STRIKES BACK.
<3Suns> Naw, NOIP was funnier, once he got the picture.
<guyPaulo> We need an "Alter-Ego Day," where all the regular monkies post captions anonymously, then we try to figure out who's who.
<Mort> I did not leave Orkut, they seem to have deleted me.
<Pedro Gonzales> guy, if I were looking for your alter ego I would just look for the most sex-filled, lewd, gross (and usually funniest) caption. :-)
<3Suns> Good idea Guy. I think we need more theme days in general. Like when we had meta day. Alter-Ego day, gross-out day, poetry day, movie quote day, obscure reference day...
<ajiav> orkut seems to have kicked me out as well.
<ajiav> orkut seems to have kicked me out as well.
<ajiav> *oops!*
<Mort> For spamming?
<Carol> JulieK, I dispute the part about you being "bad at art." (Although I guess I can't argue if you say your own is not your "favorite.")
<ajiav> spamming, hah. what kind of a character do you take me for? i wrote messages in the forum thingy, but that's hardly spamming.
<guyPaulo> Well Mort? What about Friday as a rotating theme day? Just let us know in your daily rant what the theme is, and the regular monkies will riff on it. Also, we promise not to get pithy if newbies don't follow the theme.

BTW: thanks for the nod, Pedro! Alter-ego day may not be that hard to figure out, but it would be fun....

<Mort> JulieK's art is amazing, full stop, period, end of story.

ajiav - Well you were kinda spamming my board.

I was thinking Thursday for theme day, Friday wraps around the weekend.

<apple juice is a verb> ???
Mort, please explain to me in more specific terms what you define as "spamming." I contributed a message or two to the little discussions people were making, and I wrote a testimonial for one or two people. Standard orkut activity, I thought.
<apple juice is a verb> >:(
<3Suns> ajiv, it was a joke about the double-post. If Mort really cared he'd just delete it.
<ajiav> sorry...on edge today. i am moody.
<ajiav> *bows to the ground in humble japanese posture, face slightly red*
<Mort> :) Sorry Ajaiv I was just teasing you for the double-post. Stop being moody, or I'll start ranting about dead ponies and tearing the skin off potatoes.
You don't want that!
<ajiav> I will calm down. Please don't eat potatoes.
<Jellyloo> mmmmm. Potatoes. Ponies.
<Mort> But not both at the same time, that would be dangerous.
<Jellyloo> Dead potatoes and...peeling...the skin off.....ponies? Don't give away your writing theme for tomorrow!
<Mort> Ack! Now I will have to think up something new. What do you suggest I write about?
<Axolotl> I see a common theme for out latest multiple poster: Robert Crumb.

And don't feed the trolls.

<Lauren> ajiav and mort, have you tried e-mailing the orkut help desk? It worked for me. They restored me completely and I didn't even have to rewrite any part of my profile.
<Mort> I emailed them, got a nice automatic response, still waiting...
<Jellyloo> Favorite Thing (#21): Sleep
<Mort> Dreams come after sleep.
I dreamt about MEP last night, how all of your finally began telling me the truth about how my captions suck.
Then I had another dream that I was on some weird Japanese game show, I don't remember much about it, cept it involved tennis.
<jordie3> Gorey, that's another guy you remind me of.

Only he drew pictures.

<Mort> Someone else told me that Jordie, when I showed them this.

...www.mostemailed.com...

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Mort. As long as you still decide the winner for the Wednesday caption contest, no one will actually come out and tell you how much your captions suck.
<Lauren> guy, I am sure you didn't mean that the way it sounds....
<guyPaulo> .....I just screwed myself for the next 12 Wednesdays, didn't I?
<Lauren> Guy, if you could screw yourself all along, why have you been flirting with me?
<ElvisThePelvis> Guys are always looking for a little something new...
<guyPaulo> ...(red faced)....
<guyPaulo> I just like exchanging quips with Lauren because of that haiku-duel we had a few months ago.
<3Suns> Where's yoyo gotten to? I accidentally unjoined the orkut community, and I need him to let me back in!
<Lauren> It's presidents' day.... yoyo might be off on holiday.

And guy, Our haiku phase ... was a very special time ... we'll always have that

<PresidentBush> It's President's Day for goodness sake! Why aren't you all relaxing? It's back to work tomorrow!
<AnnaNicoleSmith> Hello...um...I'm baaaaaaccccccckkkkkk
(hehehe)
<guyPaulo> Haikus brought us close.
But our first love were captions,
which are teh sexy.
<AnnaNicoleSmith> hi mr president!
<AnnaNicoleSmith> hi Lauren, do u remeber me?
<AnnaNicoleSmith> hello....is anyone here?
<AnnaNicoleSmith> if u are going to be mean i will leave
<ssiegel> chihuahuas are my favorite thing.

chihuahuas in booties are just like icing. . .

<bilal> dear send the sexy pic
<Alex> Hi Anna??
<goodes> hi anna


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post