[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 314 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:54Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:50Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:48Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:47Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:45Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:43Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:42Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:41Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:40Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:39Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:36Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:34Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:31Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:30Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:29Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:28Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:27Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:26Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:25Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:24Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:23Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:21Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:18Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:17Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:15Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:13Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:08Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:07Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:05Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:04Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:02Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:55Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:54Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:52Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:49Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:47Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:46Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:42Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:41Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:36Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:34Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:33Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:32Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:30Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:29Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:27Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:25Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:24Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:23Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:19Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:18Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:17Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:16Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:15Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:12Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:10Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:04Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:03Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:02Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:01Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:58Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:48Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:47Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:44Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:40Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:39Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:35Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:34Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:33Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:32Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:30Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:21Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:20Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:16Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:09Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:05Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:04Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:03Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:59Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:58Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:57Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:56Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:55Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:54Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:48Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:47Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:46Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:42Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:41Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:40Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:30Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:28Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:23Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:22Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:20Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:19Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:18Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:16Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:15Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:01Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:54Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:53Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:52Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:47Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:46Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:44Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:43Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:37Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:32Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:31Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:30Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:25Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:24Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:23Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:21Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:20Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:17Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:10Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:08Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:07Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:01Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:00Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:56Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:52Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:50Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:49Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:48Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:47Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:42Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:41Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:40Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:33Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:31Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:25Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:24Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:23Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:21Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:19Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:13Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:09Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:07Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:06Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:05Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:04Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:58Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:54Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:51Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:50Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:45Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:44Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:43Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:41Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:38Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:36Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:35Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:29Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:27Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:19Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:18Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:15Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:11Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:10Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:09Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:08Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:06Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:04Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:03Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:00Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:52Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:51Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:50Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:49Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:46Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:43Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:42Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:37Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:34Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:33Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:32Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:31Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:30Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:29Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:28Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:27Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:24Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:23Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:18Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:15Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:13Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:11Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:10Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:09Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:08Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:07Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:06Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:05Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:04Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:03Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:02Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:01Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:00Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:59Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:58Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:57Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:53Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:52Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:51Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:50Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:49Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:48Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:45Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:44Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:43Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:41Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:40Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:39Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:38Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:37Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:35Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:34Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:33Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:32Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:31Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:30Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:29Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:28Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:27Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:26Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:23Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:22Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:21Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:20Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:19Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:18Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:17Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:16Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:16Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:15Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:13Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:12Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:11Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:10Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:09Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:08Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:07Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:06Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:05Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:03Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:02Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:01Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:00Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:59Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:58Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:57Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:56Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:55Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:54Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:53Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:52Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:51Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:50Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:49Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:48Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:47Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:46Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:45Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:41Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:39Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:37Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:34Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:33Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:30Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:28Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:27Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:26Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:25Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:24Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:23Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:22Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:21Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:19Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:18Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:17Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:15Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:14Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:13Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:09Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:08Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:07Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:06Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:05Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:04Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:03Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:02Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:01Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:55Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:54Caption #516

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post