Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Miss Patches, the black cat of death, is after me.

She failed to tempt me into the open using the Swedish beach volleyball team.

But she knew even I could not resist the charms of Orlando Bloom.

(AP)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 124 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:02 Caption #-32

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:01 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:00 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:59 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:58 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:57 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:56 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:55 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:54 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:53 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:52 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:51 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:50 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:50 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:48 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:47 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:46 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:45 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:44 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:43 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:42 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:41 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:40 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:39 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:38 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:37 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:36 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:34 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:33 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:32 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:30 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:29 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:28 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:27 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:26 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:25 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:24 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:23 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:22 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:21 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:19 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:18 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:17 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:16 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:15 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:14 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:13 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:12 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:11 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:10 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:09 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:08 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:07 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:06 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:05 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:04 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:03 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:02 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:01 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:00 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:59 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:58 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:56 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:55 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:54 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:53 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:52 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:51 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:50 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:49 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:47 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:45 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:44 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:43 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:42 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:41 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:40 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:39 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:38 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:37 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:35 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:34 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:33 Caption #955

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:32 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:31 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:30 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:29 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:28 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:27 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:26 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:25 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:24 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:23 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:22 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:21 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:20 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:19 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:18 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:17 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:16 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:15 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:14 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:13 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:12 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:11 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:10 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:10 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:08 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:07 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:06 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:05 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:04 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:03 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:02 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:01 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:00 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:59 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:58 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:57 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:56 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:55 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:54 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:53 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:52 Caption #442

Board

[Post Message]

Damn that Miss Patches! I can not escape her stalking, the sharp eyes in the night, the scratching and the endless deluge of faxed Meow Mix coupons.

There are 10 messages for this day.

<yoyology> The most disturbing part of this is that the cat is completely black all over, but is named "Patches".

The horror.

<guyPaulo> Clearly, cats are a tool of the Devil. Just looking at that first picture gives me the heeby-jeebies.

<guyPaulo> This is a slow day! Come on guys, make with the captions or the cat gets it!

<Mort> What else would DEATH name his all black cat?

<mypalmike> I named my black cat Joan Jett, back in the early 80's. That doesn't really answer your question though...

<DEATH> I'd name it "Poopsie".

<Carol> Haha. But wouldn't DEATH be talking in a small-cap font?

<Axolotl> I think Patches the Cat needs to be in the Most Fortunate Fortune pile!

<shininglion> Kelly can be scary sometimes, Mort, it is so true.

<kobold47> I always thought Patches was a gopher

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post