[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 252 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:05Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:04Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:03Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:02Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:01Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:00Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:59Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:51Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:47Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:42Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:39Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:37Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:35Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:31Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:27Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:25Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:24Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:23Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:21Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:20Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:19Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:18Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:17Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:16Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:15Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:14Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:13Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:11Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:07Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:05Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:59Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:56Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:54Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:51Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:50Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:49Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:48Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:47Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:46Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:45Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:44Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:43Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:42Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:41Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:40Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:39Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:38Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:37Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:36Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:35Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:34Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:33Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:32Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:29Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:27Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:26Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:25Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:24Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:23Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:22Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:21Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:15Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:11Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:07Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:05Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:04Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:02Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:01Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:00Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:58Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:56Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:55Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:53Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:50Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:48Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:47Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:46Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:43Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:42Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:40Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:39Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:28Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:25Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:24Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:23Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:21Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:19Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:18Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:15Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:10Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:09Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:04Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:03Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:01Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:55Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:53Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:52Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:51Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:43Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:39Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:38Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:33Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:31Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:27Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:26Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:23Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:20Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:19Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:17Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:11Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:09Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:03Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:59Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:58Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:55Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:53Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:51Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:50Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:43Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:40Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:39Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:35Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:31Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:27Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:26Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:24Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:23Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:22Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:20Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:18Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:10Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:07Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:03Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:55Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:54Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:53Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:52Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:47Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:35Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:34Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:27Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:23Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:19Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:18Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:15Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:09Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:07Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:03Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:02Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:01Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:55Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:52Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:48Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:43Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:42Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:41Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:39Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:38Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:37Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:35Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:33Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:32Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:24Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:23Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:20Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:18Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:16Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:11Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:09Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:08Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:07Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:05Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:03Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:00Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:59Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:58Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:56Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:55Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:52Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:49Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:48Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:46Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:44Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:41Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:38Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:35Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:30Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:28Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:27Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:26Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:25Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:20Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:19Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:16Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:13Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:10Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:09Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:07Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:04Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:02Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:01Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:00Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:59Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:54Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:52Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:48Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:46Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:42Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:39Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:35Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:34Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:33Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:31Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:30Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:26Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:25Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:24Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:21Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:20Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:18Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:17Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:16Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:10Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:05Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:59Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:58Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:51Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:49Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:43Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:23Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:18Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:12Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:11Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:10Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:05Caption #665

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post