[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 259 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:26Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:25Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:24Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:23Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:22Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:21Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:19Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:15Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:14Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:11Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:07Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:06Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:04Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker08:16:01Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:58Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:56Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:55Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:54Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:53Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:52Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:48Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:45Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:42Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:41Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:39Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:38Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:36Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:35Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:34Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:33Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:33Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:23Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:22Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:21Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:20Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:19Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:18Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:17Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:16Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:15Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:13Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:12Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:10Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:09Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:07Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:05Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:04Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:03Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:02Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:01Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:00Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:59Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:46Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:43Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:38Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:37Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:31Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:24Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:23Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:22Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:21Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:20Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:19Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:15Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:03Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:01Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:58Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:56Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:55Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:54Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:53Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:52Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:50Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:49Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:46Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:45Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:44Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:43Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:42Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:41Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:38Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:37Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:35Caption #9.2
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:32Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:31Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:27Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:26Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:23Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:19Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:15Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:11Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:04Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:00Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:59Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:58Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:57Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:56Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:54Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:47Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:42Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:39Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:37Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:36Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:35Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:34Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:33Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:32Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:31Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:30Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:29Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:28Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:27Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:26Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:23Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:19Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:18Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:15Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:13Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:12Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:11Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:08Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:05Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:54Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:52Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:46Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:39Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:38Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:37Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:36Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:34Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:33Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:32Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:31Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:30Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:29Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:22Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:20Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:18Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:11Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:09Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:05Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:03Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:00Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:59Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:57Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:53Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:52Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:50Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:49Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:42Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:41Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:40Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:37Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:33Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:32Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:31Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:30Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:29Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:28Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:21Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:20Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:17Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:16Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:15Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:14Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:10Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:09Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:06Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:02Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:00Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:59Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:52Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:51Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:47Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:46Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:44Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:43Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:41Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:39Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:37Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:36Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:32Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:30Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:27Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:26Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:23Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:22Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:21Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:20Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:18Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:16Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:15Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:14Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:09Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:08Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:07Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:04Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:58Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:57Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:55Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:49Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:48Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:46Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:43Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:41Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:33Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:32Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:30Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:27Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:26Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:25Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:22Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:21Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:18Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:17Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:14Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:11Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:10Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:09Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:08Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:06Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:58Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:55Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:51Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:50Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:46Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:38Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:34Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:31Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:30Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:22Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:20Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:18Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:12Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:09Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:07Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:06Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:04Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:58Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:57Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:56Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:55Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:54Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:50Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:47Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:45Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:41Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:40Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:36Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:35Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:34Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:32Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:26Caption #275

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post