[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 202 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:25Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:24Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:23Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:22Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:21Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:20Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:19Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:15Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:11Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:10Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:04Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:01Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:54Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:41Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:32Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:29Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:27Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:26Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:25Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:24Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:23Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:21Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:20Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:07Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:01Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:57Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:55Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:54Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:53Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:52Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:51Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:41Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:40Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:39Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:38Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:37Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:35Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:34Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:33Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:32Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:31Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:27Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:24Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:22Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:21Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:20Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:13Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:12Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:06Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:03Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:02Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:01Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:00Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:59Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:58Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:57Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:53Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:52Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:40Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:37Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:33Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:32Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:26Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:25Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:25Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:23Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:22Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:13Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:12Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:11Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:10Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:09Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:00Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:58Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:54Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:53Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:51Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:50Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:49Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:43Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:42Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:37Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:36Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:35Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:34Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:33Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:29Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:24Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:21Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:20Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:12Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:11Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:06Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:05Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:04Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:02Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:01Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:01Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:59Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:45Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:35Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:32Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:31Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:25Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:23Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:18Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:14Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:13Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:12Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:09Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:05Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:03Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:57Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:54Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:50Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:48Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:46Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:42Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:41Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:39Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:36Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:33Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:32Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:27Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:25Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:22Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:18Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:15Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:12Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:10Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:09Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:06Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:03Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:56Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:53Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:51Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:47Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:46Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:45Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:44Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:43Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:42Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:41Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:40Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:28Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:25Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:21Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:04Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:02Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:59Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:56Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:49Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:41Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:33Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:29Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:28Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:23Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:22Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:19Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:17Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:16Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:05Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:02Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:01Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:53Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:51Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:49Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:41Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:39Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:33Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:32Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:29Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:26Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:20Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:13Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:07Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:03Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:59Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:52Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:51Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:46Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:44Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:36Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:25Caption #226

Board [Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post