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Most Emailed Photos - 06/11/2003 by Mort
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Jon: Dude, I saw the gayest thing today, a dog dressed up in frilly clothes
Bob: Man thats just so GAY!

Bob: Dude I hate gay people, they do totally sick stuff with their tongues
Jon: GAY PEOPLE SUCK Man SUCK!

Jon: Dude I'm gay and I think you are so hot!
Bob: Whoa dude lets get it on!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Talked to Sue again last night (she is awfully busy right now), she was again too polite. I think because she knows I know her work address, she probably expects me to turn up with an axe if she tells me that something sucks. She did tell me that the comic panel should pop out more than the description and blog panel. I very much agreed with her so I upped it's colours a tiny bit, but I still want this to be yahooesqe so no fancy graphics or blink tags.

I wanted to get away from a sex related theme this time, it's far too easy to fall into that trap. Of course fate handed me a picture of two men kissing in church (gay couple marrying in Toronto), so it was nigh impossible to come up with anything non sexually related.

The alternative captions are pretty good also today (I think so at least):

Ms. Patches is one lust driven dog! She always wears ode de heat perfume and the latest sexy dog lingerie.

She knows all the techniques of attracting male dogs, even the secret licking arts of the dogma sutra. There is only thing more lustful than Ms. Patches.

Her owner's fetish for middle aged choir boys.

I am so tempted to use it. Actually I was tempted to use it, the main caption and the alternative swapped after I looked at both of them together.


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