[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The passage is blocked.

Wow, no wonder nothing can get through.

Mr. Gere we found these nine dogs up your butt.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 337 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:13Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:12Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:11Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:10Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:09Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:08Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:07Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:06Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:05Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:04Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:03Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:02Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:01Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:00Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:59Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:58Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:57Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:56Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:55Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:54Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:53Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:52Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:51Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:50Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:49Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:48Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:47Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:46Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:45Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:43Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:40Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:31Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:28Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:27Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:26Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:25Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:24Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:23Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:22Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:21Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:20Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:19Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:16Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:15Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:13Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:11Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:07Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:06Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:05Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:04Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:03Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:02Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:01Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:00Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:59Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:58Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:57Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:48Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:46Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:43Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:35Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:23Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:22Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:19Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:08Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:07Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:05Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:04Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:01Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:52Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:51Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:49Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:48Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:41Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:39Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:36Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:34Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:27Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:26Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:25Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:24Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:23Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:22Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:21Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:20Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:19Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:18Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:16Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:15Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:14Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:13Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:12Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:11Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:10Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:09Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:08Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:07Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:58Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:54Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:51Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:49Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:48Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:47Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:46Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:45Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:44Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:43Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:42Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:41Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:40Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:39Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:38Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:37Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:36Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:35Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:34Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:33Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:32Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:31Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:25Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:24Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:23Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:22Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:20Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:19Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:18Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:17Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:16Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:15Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:14Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:13Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:12Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:11Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:10Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:07Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:04Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:03Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:57Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:56Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:52Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:51Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:44Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:42Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:29Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:23Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:22Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:21Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:19Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:18Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:17Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:16Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:15Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:14Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:13Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:12Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:12Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:09Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:08Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:07Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:06Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:05Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:04Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:03Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:02Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:01Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:00Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:59Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:58Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:57Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:52Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:49Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:46Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:43Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:31Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:30Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:29Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:28Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:27Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:26Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:24Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:23Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:22Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:21Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:20Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:19Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:18Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:17Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:16Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:14Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:13Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:11Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:10Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:09Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:08Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:05Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:04Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:03Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:56Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:54Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:48Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:46Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:45Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:44Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:43Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:42Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:39Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:37Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:34Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:32Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:28Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:27Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:26Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:25Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:24Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:19Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:18Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:11Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:07Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:06Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:05Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:04Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:00Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:56Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:55Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:54Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:51Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:50Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:47Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:46Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:45Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:44Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:37Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:35Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:34Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:32Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:27Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:25Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:22Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:14Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:08Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:05Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:04Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:03Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:02Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:01Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:59Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:58Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:57Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:56Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:54Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:46Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:45Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:41Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:40Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:39Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:38Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:37Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:36Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:35Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:34Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:33Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:32Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:31Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:30Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:29Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:28Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:27Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:26Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:25Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:24Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:23Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:21Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:20Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:19Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:18Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:17Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:16Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:15Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:14Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:13Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:12Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:11Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:10Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:09Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:08Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:07Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:06Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:05Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:03Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:02Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:01Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:00Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:59Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:58Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:56Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:55Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:54Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:52Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:50Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:48Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:45Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:42Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:35Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:34Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:33Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:32Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:31Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:30Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:29Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:28Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:27Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:26Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:25Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:24Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:23Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:22Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:21Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:20Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:19Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:18Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:17Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:16Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:14Caption #140

Board [Post Message]



DAMN YOU DOWN INTERNET!
There are 19 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> ewwwww......
<jellyloo> Poor Mr. Gere!
<Mort> Mr. Gere, in da rear!
<JulieK> BLAST second. I thought too slowly!
<Kumiho> hee hee. the Gere fellow sure gets it pretty rough around here.
<guyPaulo> Not as rough as the poor hampster up his rear!
<superwoman biatch> I must apologize for the disgusting nature of my caption...I just couldn't resist!
<guyPaulo> WHEW! After much initial work, I have finally finished my blog. I'm not just posting this here in a shameless plug, my first article is actually about the world of MEP. Here's the link:
...www.gqgoat.com...
<Kumiho> Rock on guyP! I'll read it when I get back from the Vet's.
<Luminaire> Blogtacular! But... why do you have a link to "Just for Men Select"?
<Mort> I hate mustard also.
<superwoman biatch> Yall guyP isn't kidding about eating fucking goat...I have seen him do it..it is disgusting. I mean the meat is purple...!YUCK
<guyPaulo> Luminaire: 99% of those links are to sites who adopt a "standards compliant" stance to web development. If you're not a web developer, its kinda hard to explain. (Mort: I would be MORE than happy to tweak up your from html to tabless xhtml)
<Luminaire> Pfft. Way to make me feel like a plebe.
<Mort> I am that web developer you called a geek in your Microsoft rant guy... I likes my tables.
<guyPaulo> I just didn't want to bore you Luminaire.

And Mort?....tables still suck, even if this site is cool.

<Mort> When you take over the site you can change it to xhtml.
<mypalmike> Tables rule.
<Axolotl> Is it just me or is anyone else hesitant on clicking on any link that har 'goat' in it?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post