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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/25/2005 by What?
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Not only will our new mars lander easily navigate smaller hills...

we have built in many features and benefits that.....

will also easily run on the steepest terrain.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Can we have a rule against the machine being a sex toy?
<Mort> There goes 91% of the jokes.
<Kumiho> Let people make of it what they want. Makes it more interesting in the long run.
<What?> Thank you all. I will donate my winnings to Mayor Hickenlooper.


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