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Most Emailed Photos - 08/08/2007 by Mort
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I get your point

you are having an issue

with your little monkey.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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The site should be clear of spam now, I spent a while stripping it all out today. There might be a chance that some odd comment was lost, but now at least 200,000+ spam comments and message are no more.
There are 22 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Welcome back!
<mypalmike> I am unable to post an alternative caption. :(
<JP> welcome-back-mort-why-can'tcaption
<reddman> captions dead.
<apple juice is a verb> Whoa, whoah, whoa horsey...this town looks strangely familiar...like I place I once visited....
<JP> 1) To squeeze big things into tight spots,
2) You need a professional.
3) Call the Grease Monkeys at 202-456-1111 today!
<Mort> Oh, let me check into the captioning thingy. Welcome back too!
<Lauren> (((Mort)))!!!! This just made my day. Thank you for returning.
<Mort> Lauren!!! Happy days!
<ajiav> yeah, great to have the site (and you) back mort...much respect to mypalmike for keeping the dream alive.
<Mort> Very much respect. He is and will always be my pal mike.
<Lauren> Now I will have to visit TWO caption sites each day. Did I mention how happy I am that you're back, Mort?
<Mort> How is married life Lauren? Last time I heard you had just built a porch.
<Lauren> Since the DECK, we gutted the rec room, put up new ceiling, lighting, walls, and installed a slate floor. Now we are adding a new laundry room to the back of the house and remodeling the kitchen. I think hubby thinks he married a carpenter's apprentice.
<Mort> A deck is just an uncovered porch...
Maybe your hubby thinks you are on the take with the local lumber store.
<Carol> I'm impressed by the spam-clearing efforts (see: Augean Stables).
<JP> Ahhh, it's so nice to create dada art sequentially once again.

When are you going to ask about MY porch?

<Mort> Carol - I needed maps to clear the spam. There still is some left in odds places, unfortunately displaying spam on a website invites more spam to be left, quite viral.

JP - how about that porch then?

<JP> Yeahhh, Mort. The good ol' porch. Summertime.
<ajiav> Leave now, spambot.
<mypalmike> I used to come to here to find the best internet deals on Vicodin. The site has really gone downhill the last few days.
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