[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I'm dying Lucinda, can't you see I have lost the fight to the eyebrow tumor.

Give a dying man some pleasure will you, become one with me and slip this ring on.

But Lucinda's full buttocks danced a last retreat as they wiggled out of his life.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 342 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:20Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:16Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:15Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:14Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:12Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:08Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:07Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:06Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:05Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:04Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:01Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker22:39:00Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:59Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:56Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:52Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:50Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:49Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:48Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:44Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:43Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:40Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:37Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:36Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:34Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:33Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:32Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:30Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:28Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:26Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:25Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:24Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:20Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:19Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:17Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:16Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:12Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:11Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:08Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:07Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:04Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker22:38:00Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:58Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:56Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:55Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:53Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:52Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:51Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:48Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:44Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:40Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:39Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:36Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:35Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:34Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:32Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:31Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:29Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:28Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:24Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:20Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:16Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:13Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:12Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:09Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:08Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:06Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:05Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:04Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker22:37:00Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:59Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:57Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:56Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:55Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:54Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:52Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:50Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:49Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:48Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:47Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:46Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:45Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:44Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:40Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:36Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:32Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:31Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:29Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:28Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:27Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:25Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:20Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:16Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:14Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:12Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:08Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:04Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:00Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:56Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:54Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:52Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:51Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:48Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:47Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:45Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:44Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:40Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:36Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:35Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:34Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:32Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:31Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:28Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:24Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:21Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:20Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:17Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:16Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:12Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:08Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:05Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:04Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:02Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:00Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:59Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:58Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:57Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:52Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:49Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:44Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:42Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:40Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:36Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:34Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:32Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:31Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:29Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:24Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:20Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:18Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:17Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:14Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:12Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:11Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:10Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:09Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:08Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:07Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:06Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:05Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:04Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:03Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:02Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:00Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:58Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:52Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:51Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:49Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:47Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:45Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:44Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:43Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:42Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:41Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:40Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:39Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:38Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:37Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:36Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:35Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:34Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:33Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:32Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:31Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:30Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:29Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:28Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:27Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:26Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:25Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:24Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:23Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:20Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:16Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:14Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:13Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:12Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:11Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:10Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:09Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:08Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:07Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:06Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:05Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:01Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:59Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:57Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:56Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:55Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:54Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:53Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:52Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:51Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:50Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:49Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:48Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:47Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:46Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:45Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:44Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:43Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:42Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:41Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:40Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:39Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:34Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:33Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:32Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:31Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:30Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:29Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:28Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:27Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:26Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:25Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:22Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:17Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:16Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:09Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:08Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:07Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:06Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:05Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:04Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:03Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:02Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:01Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:00Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:59Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:58Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:57Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:56Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:55Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:54Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:53Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:52Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:51Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:44Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:43Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:41Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:40Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:39Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:38Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:37Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:36Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:35Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:23Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:22Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:21Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:20Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:19Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:18Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:17Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:16Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:14Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:13Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:12Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:11Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:10Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:09Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:08Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:07Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:06Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:05Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:01Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:00Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:59Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:58Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:57Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:56Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:55Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:54Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:53Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:46Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:43Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:40Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:39Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:38Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:37Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:36Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:35Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:34Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:33Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:32Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:31Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:28Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:27Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:26Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:25Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:24Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:23Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:22Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:20Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:15Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:14Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:13Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:10Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:08Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:57Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:48Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:47Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:43Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:42Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:36Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:35Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:33Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:30Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:29Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:25Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:24Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:23Caption #20

Board [Post Message]

There are 17 messages for this day.
<JP> Viva la revolucion! The pictures have changed!
<Lauren> <=== Kowtows and thanks Mort.
<mypalmike> I cant alternapathize. It never says "save", it always just says "add an alternative caption"
<JP> Same.
<Kumiho> Maybe Mort is tired of us harping after him to change the pictures?
<Mort> No, the code got corrupted yesterday night so I had to rewrite it from scratch. I'll fix the bug in the morning.
<Lauren> Hey, Mort...any idea what the spammers have about June 10, 2004? It seems to be the day they like to visit most often. Just curious.

Oh, I kept getting "Tilt" when I tried to post a comment here.

<Mort> I guess June 10th is a day where someone mentioned something spam worthy on the board: viagra, dwarf juggling or the odd couple erotic fan fiction.

It's keeps tilting until the lil cogs stop moving.

<Kumiho> Mort, now none of our captions are showing at all.
<Mort> Looks like it's all working now. Sorry about that.
<Lauren> Mort, back to the June 10th question... don't we mention something spam-worthy every day?
<Mort> I've cleaned up the spam on there, it shouldn't come back now either.
<Kumiho> You rock so hard Mort, you put the Rolling Stones to shame.
<Mort> Not really since I am still getting spammed even with the silly click the monkey thing.
<Mort> Ahh good fixed :)
<reddman> NOW my life has meaning......Mortz the MAN !!!!(unless he is a she....is it Morticia?? Like in the Addams family?)
<Lauren> Morticia is Mrs. Mort. She is very pretty and extremely smart. She has a wicked sense of humor and is kind to a fault. [Sometimes she comes around here or I'd tell you the truth about her... ]


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post