Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2006

by Mort

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I'm dying Lucinda, can't you see I have lost the fight to the eyebrow tumor.

Give a dying man some pleasure will you, become one with me and slip this ring on.

But Lucinda's full buttocks danced a last retreat as they wiggled out of his life.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<JP> Viva la revolucion! The pictures have changed!

<Lauren> <=== Kowtows and thanks Mort.

<mypalmike> I cant alternapathize. It never says "save", it always just says "add an alternative caption"

<JP> Same.

<Kumiho> Maybe Mort is tired of us harping after him to change the pictures?

<Mort> No, the code got corrupted yesterday night so I had to rewrite it from scratch. I'll fix the bug in the morning.

<Lauren> Hey, Mort...any idea what the spammers have about June 10, 2004? It seems to be the day they like to visit most often. Just curious.

Oh, I kept getting "Tilt" when I tried to post a comment here.

<Mort> I guess June 10th is a day where someone mentioned something spam worthy on the board: viagra, dwarf juggling or the odd couple erotic fan fiction.

It's keeps tilting until the lil cogs stop moving.

<Kumiho> Mort, now none of our captions are showing at all.

<Mort> Looks like it's all working now. Sorry about that.

<Lauren> Mort, back to the June 10th question... don't we mention something spam-worthy every day?

<Mort> I've cleaned up the spam on there, it shouldn't come back now either.

<Kumiho> You rock so hard Mort, you put the Rolling Stones to shame.

<Mort> Not really since I am still getting spammed even with the silly click the monkey thing.

<Mort> Ahh good fixed :)

<reddman> NOW my life has meaning......Mortz the MAN !!!!(unless he is a she....is it Morticia?? Like in the Addams family?)

<Lauren> Morticia is Mrs. Mort. She is very pretty and extremely smart. She has a wicked sense of humor and is kind to a fault. [Sometimes she comes around here or I'd tell you the truth about her... ]

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