Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2006

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I'm dying Lucinda, can't you see I have lost the fight to the eyebrow tumor.

Give a dying man some pleasure will you, become one with me and slip this ring on.

But Lucinda's full buttocks danced a last retreat as they wiggled out of his life.

(AP)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 66 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:21 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:20 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:19 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:17 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:15 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:12 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:10 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:08 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:06 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:05 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:04 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:03 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:01 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:59 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:56 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:55 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:53 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:52 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:51 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:50 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:49 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:48 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:47 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:46 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:45 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:44 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:43 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:42 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:40 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:36 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:34 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:33 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:32 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:30 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:28 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:27 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:26 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:25 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:24 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:23 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:21 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:20 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:19 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:17 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:16 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:15 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:14 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:13 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:11 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:10 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:09 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:08 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:07 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:06 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:05 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:04 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:02 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:00 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:59 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:58 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:57 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:56 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:55 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:54 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:53 Caption #601

Board

[Post Message]

There are 17 messages for this day.

<JP> Viva la revolucion! The pictures have changed!

<Lauren> <=== Kowtows and thanks Mort.

<mypalmike> I cant alternapathize. It never says "save", it always just says "add an alternative caption"

<JP> Same.

<Kumiho> Maybe Mort is tired of us harping after him to change the pictures?

<Mort> No, the code got corrupted yesterday night so I had to rewrite it from scratch. I'll fix the bug in the morning.

<Lauren> Hey, Mort...any idea what the spammers have about June 10, 2004? It seems to be the day they like to visit most often. Just curious.

Oh, I kept getting "Tilt" when I tried to post a comment here.

<Mort> I guess June 10th is a day where someone mentioned something spam worthy on the board: viagra, dwarf juggling or the odd couple erotic fan fiction.

It's keeps tilting until the lil cogs stop moving.

<Kumiho> Mort, now none of our captions are showing at all.

<Mort> Looks like it's all working now. Sorry about that.

<Lauren> Mort, back to the June 10th question... don't we mention something spam-worthy every day?

<Mort> I've cleaned up the spam on there, it shouldn't come back now either.

<Kumiho> You rock so hard Mort, you put the Rolling Stones to shame.

<Mort> Not really since I am still getting spammed even with the silly click the monkey thing.

<Mort> Ahh good fixed :)

<reddman> NOW my life has meaning......Mortz the MAN !!!!(unless he is a she....is it Morticia?? Like in the Addams family?)

<Lauren> Morticia is Mrs. Mort. She is very pretty and extremely smart. She has a wicked sense of humor and is kind to a fault. [Sometimes she comes around here or I'd tell you the truth about her... ]

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post