[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I'm dying Lucinda, can't you see I have lost the fight to the eyebrow tumor.

Give a dying man some pleasure will you, become one with me and slip this ring on.

But Lucinda's full buttocks danced a last retreat as they wiggled out of his life.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 130 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:13Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:12Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:11Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:10Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:09Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:06Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:05Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:04Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:03Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:02Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:01Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:00Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:58Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:57Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:56Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:55Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:53Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:52Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:51Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:50Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:49Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:46Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:43Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:42Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:41Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:40Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:39Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:38Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:37Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:36Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:34Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:33Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:32Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:31Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:30Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:29Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:28Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:27Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:25Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:24Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:23Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:22Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:21Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:20Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:19Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:18Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:14Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:13Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:12Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:11Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:10Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:09Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:08Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:07Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:06Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:05Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:04Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:03Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:02Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:01Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:00Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:59Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:58Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:57Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:56Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:55Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:54Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:53Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:52Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:51Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:50Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:49Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:48Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:47Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:45Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:44Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:43Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:42Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:41Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:40Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:39Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:38Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:37Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:35Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:32Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:31Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:30Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:29Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:28Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:27Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:26Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:25Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:24Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:21Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:20Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:18Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:17Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:16Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:15Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:14Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:13Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:12Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:11Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:10Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:09Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:08Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:07Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:06Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:05Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:04Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:03Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:00Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:58Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:57Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:54Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:52Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:51Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:48Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:45Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:39Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:38Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:37Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:36Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:35Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:34Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:33Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:32Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:32Caption #541

Board [Post Message]


There are 17 messages for this day.
<JP> Viva la revolucion! The pictures have changed!
<Lauren> <=== Kowtows and thanks Mort.
<mypalmike> I cant alternapathize. It never says "save", it always just says "add an alternative caption"
<JP> Same.
<Kumiho> Maybe Mort is tired of us harping after him to change the pictures?
<Mort> No, the code got corrupted yesterday night so I had to rewrite it from scratch. I'll fix the bug in the morning.
<Lauren> Hey, Mort...any idea what the spammers have about June 10, 2004? It seems to be the day they like to visit most often. Just curious.

Oh, I kept getting "Tilt" when I tried to post a comment here.

<Mort> I guess June 10th is a day where someone mentioned something spam worthy on the board: viagra, dwarf juggling or the odd couple erotic fan fiction.

It's keeps tilting until the lil cogs stop moving.

<Kumiho> Mort, now none of our captions are showing at all.
<Mort> Looks like it's all working now. Sorry about that.
<Lauren> Mort, back to the June 10th question... don't we mention something spam-worthy every day?
<Mort> I've cleaned up the spam on there, it shouldn't come back now either.
<Kumiho> You rock so hard Mort, you put the Rolling Stones to shame.
<Mort> Not really since I am still getting spammed even with the silly click the monkey thing.
<Mort> Ahh good fixed :)
<reddman> NOW my life has meaning......Mortz the MAN !!!!(unless he is a she....is it Morticia?? Like in the Addams family?)
<Lauren> Morticia is Mrs. Mort. She is very pretty and extremely smart. She has a wicked sense of humor and is kind to a fault. [Sometimes she comes around here or I'd tell you the truth about her... ]


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post