Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/10/2004

by mypalmike

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I brought my kids to the zoo. When we got to the rhino pit, I was disgusted! How could the zookepers let this happen in public?! I shielded the eyes of my impressionable young children and herded them to a different area.

We then watched an adult orangutan rip a baby into small pieces as it screamed in agony. "That's nature at work," I told the kids.

When I got home, I found myself watching the video I made of the day. Over and over. Naked.

(AFP)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 21 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:42:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:42:08 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:42:07 Caption #-53

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:42:06 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:42:05 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:42:04 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:42:03 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:42:02 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:42:01 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:42:00 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:59 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:58 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:57 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:56 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:55 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:54 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:53 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:52 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:51 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:50 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:41:49 Caption #827

Board

[Post Message]

Yeh, yeh the week's winner horn dog person is: mypalmike

The people who did not win: Iceman, Axolotl and ssiegel.

There are 5 messages for this day.

<mypalmike> This one's tough!

<infosponge> ya know, i was going to make my big comeback with some snappy 3-panel series about orangutans getting off on midget rhino 3-way porn.

then i realized that that would be a very dark and scary corner of my brain to venture into and thought better of it. :-)

<Jellyloo> That is just a sick and disturbing caption. Let me read it again...

<Peter Rabbit> Gor bless my innocent button eyes!

<what?> what?

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post