Most Emailed Photos - 09/02/2004

by David Byrden

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Tum ti tum... it's Morning time... I wash my teeth with my extremely flexible toothbrush...

...I shower... ooh, didn't I leave a lot of scurf in the plughole today...

..and finally, I feed the cat... to the dog.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This is the last caption before my grand voyage (said with french accents). I really hope I get the time to program the site to work while I am away, I'm one of those last minute people. If it doesn't work then blame Italy and pasta and of course bunnies.

Have an interesting two weeks.

<3 Mort

There are 5 messages for this day.

<Fu Manchu> Dont worry, have fun!

<guyPaulo> I hope Mort gets MEP automated before his vacation. These photos are tough to caption once you've run through the standard stuff on the first pic.

<apple juice is a verb> have a good trip, mort

<Quint> Happy vacation Mort! Oh.. And no. Fusker isn't up and running currently :( Sitting and fiddling with the idea to make a C# MUD server from it. But let me know if you find a place.

<Mort> Tomorrow this shalt be auto o'matic.

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