[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Oh? You like my worm do you?

It is a worm larger than even god has witnessed.

I just removed it from my cat.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 135 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:47Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:46Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:33Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:28Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:25Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:21Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:19Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:15Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:12Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:11Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:10Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:08Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:07Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:03Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:02Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:01Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:51Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:50Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:45Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:43Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:39Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:36Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:35Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:30Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:25Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:24Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:22Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:20Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:18Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:14Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:13Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:09Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:08Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:06Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:55Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:54Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:48Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:41Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:40Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:39Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:32Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:28Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:24Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:19Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:16Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:13Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:06Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:05Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:03Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:02Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:01Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:57Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:55Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:54Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:52Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:46Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:41Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:40Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:39Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:33Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:30Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:29Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:28Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:19Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:08Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:06Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:05Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:04Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:03Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:02Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:01Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:00Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:59Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:58Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:57Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:56Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:55Caption #767

Board [Post Message]

Slight Dune reference, one of my favourite films, especially when tiny Alicia Witt as Alia took out the Baron Harkonnen.


There are 14 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> She was the epitome of an obnoxious little brat.
<mypalmike> Unusual pictures today.
<mypalmike> Apparently, that woman can't stop staring at Rasputin's penis.
<ajiav> and people can't stop staring at the woman staring at rasputin's penis
<David Byrden> Can we guess what she's thinking?
<guyPaulo> My coworkers always stare at me when I stare at the woman staring at Rasputin's schlong.
<Mort> I personally like how she got a professional make over in order to have a photo of her taken staring at Rasputin's penis.
<ajiav> even a picture of his penis won't die.
<3Suns> lol.

By most accounts, Rasputin died after being given seven doses of cyanide, shot, left for dead, shot twice more (once in the head), chased through the streets of moscow, then thrown into a freezing river in the Russian winter. His frozen body was later found as if it was trying to swim for shore.

<Kumiho> LOL I guess he managed to have his immoratlity after all.
<Kumiho> If only through Yahoo! Pix.
<David Byrden> Where's a professional monk-murderer when you need one.
<mypalmike> I like how she seems to be analyzing it like she's at a supermarket. She's thinking: "Hmm. Rasputin's penis looks good, but how does it compare ounce for ounce against new Tide Fresh Scent?"
<Shunter> I showed the pic to my co-worker ealrier today.. he just walks around with a disturbed look on his face saying "Ouchhhh.."


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post