[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Oh? You like my worm do you?

It is a worm larger than even god has witnessed.

I just removed it from my cat.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 246 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:49Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:46Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:45Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:44Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:36Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:35Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:34Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:30Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:27Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:26Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:23Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:22Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:21Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:19Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:18Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:17Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:10Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:09Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:06Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:05Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:04Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:03Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:02Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:01Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:00Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:59Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:58Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:56Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:55Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:54Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:53Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:52Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:51Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:50Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:49Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:47Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:44Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:41Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:40Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:39Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:37Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:36Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:35Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:34Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:33Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:32Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:31Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:30Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:29Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:28Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:27Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:24Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:23Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:22Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:21Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:19Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:13Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:12Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:11Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:10Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:09Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:08Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:07Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:06Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:05Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:04Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:03Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:02Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:01Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:00Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:58Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:57Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:55Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:52Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:50Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:48Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:47Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:46Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:45Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:44Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:43Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:42Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:41Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:39Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:38Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:37Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:36Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:35Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:34Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:33Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:32Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:31Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:28Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:26Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:24Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:21Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:16Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:15Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:14Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:13Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:12Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:11Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:10Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:09Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:08Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:07Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:06Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:05Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:04Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:03Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:02Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:01Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:00Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:59Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:58Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:57Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:55Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:54Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:53Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:52Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:51Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:50Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:49Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:48Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:47Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:46Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:45Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:44Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:43Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:42Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:41Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:40Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:39Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:38Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:36Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:30Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:27Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:26Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:24Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:23Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:22Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:21Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:20Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:19Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:18Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:17Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:16Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:15Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:14Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:13Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:12Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:11Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:09Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:06Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:04Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:03Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:01Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:59Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:57Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:53Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:48Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:44Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:43Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:40Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:36Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:35Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:34Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:32Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:29Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:28Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:27Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:22Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:21Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:18Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:17Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:16Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:12Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:11Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:10Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:08Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:07Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:06Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:01Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:58Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:57Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:53Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:52Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:51Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:50Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:46Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:42Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:37Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:36Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:33Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:29Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:27Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:26Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:25Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:24Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:23Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:21Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:20Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:11Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:10Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:09Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:08Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:05Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:58Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:56Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:55Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:50Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:41Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:40Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:38Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:37Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:36Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:33Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:32Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:27Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:25Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:21Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:20Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:18Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:17Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:14Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:09Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:07Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:06Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:59Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:56Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:54Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:53Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:48Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:45Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:41Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:40Caption #929

Board [Post Message]

Slight Dune reference, one of my favourite films, especially when tiny Alicia Witt as Alia took out the Baron Harkonnen.


There are 14 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> She was the epitome of an obnoxious little brat.
<mypalmike> Unusual pictures today.
<mypalmike> Apparently, that woman can't stop staring at Rasputin's penis.
<ajiav> and people can't stop staring at the woman staring at rasputin's penis
<David Byrden> Can we guess what she's thinking?
<guyPaulo> My coworkers always stare at me when I stare at the woman staring at Rasputin's schlong.
<Mort> I personally like how she got a professional make over in order to have a photo of her taken staring at Rasputin's penis.
<ajiav> even a picture of his penis won't die.
<3Suns> lol.

By most accounts, Rasputin died after being given seven doses of cyanide, shot, left for dead, shot twice more (once in the head), chased through the streets of moscow, then thrown into a freezing river in the Russian winter. His frozen body was later found as if it was trying to swim for shore.

<Kumiho> LOL I guess he managed to have his immoratlity after all.
<Kumiho> If only through Yahoo! Pix.
<David Byrden> Where's a professional monk-murderer when you need one.
<mypalmike> I like how she seems to be analyzing it like she's at a supermarket. She's thinking: "Hmm. Rasputin's penis looks good, but how does it compare ounce for ounce against new Tide Fresh Scent?"
<Shunter> I showed the pic to my co-worker ealrier today.. he just walks around with a disturbed look on his face saying "Ouchhhh.."


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post