[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/11/2004 by Morgus
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

This was our destination, a wet planet with a yellow sun.

I found it hard to communicate with many of the locals, even with all three of my antennae extended.

And gosh, some of them were dreadful ugly!
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 135 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:24Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:23Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:20Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:18Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:16Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:14Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:11Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:06Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:02Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:59Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:54Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:52Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:50Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:47Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:43Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:40Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:39Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:38Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:35Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:34Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:27Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:25Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:23Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:22Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:21Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:18Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:14Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:13Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:10Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:09Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:08Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:07Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:04Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:03Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:02Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:58Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:55Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:54Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:53Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:52Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:51Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:50Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:47Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:42Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:38Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:37Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:36Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:35Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:34Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:30Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:26Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:22Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:18Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:15Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:10Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:09Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:08Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:07Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:06Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:05Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:04Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:02Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:59Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:56Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:54Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:51Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:50Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:48Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:46Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:44Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:38Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:37Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:36Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:34Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:33Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:32Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:31Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:30Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:26Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:24Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:23Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:20Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:19Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:11Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:10Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:09Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:07Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:03Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:02Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:01Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:59Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:58Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:54Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:53Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:52Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:51Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:51Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:49Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:47Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:46Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:43Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:39Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:38Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:37Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:36Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:35Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:33Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:32Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:30Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:29Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:26Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:25Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:23Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:18Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:14Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:10Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:07Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:06Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:05Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:02Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:01Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:59Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:54Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:53Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:49Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:48Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:44Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:42Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:39Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:35Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:34Caption #404

Board [Post Message]

This week's Beautiful Shining Globe is:

Morgus



The moons of Uranus are: akuma_supreme@yahoo.com, Elmo and ElvisThePelvis.

There are 13 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> What interesting photos today!
<obtuse> Those jerks at Microsoft have until the end of the week to get back to me on whether I have the job or not.

(So, now you know why I've been distracted and had trouble making captions this week)

<ElvisThePelvis> Yes. These are the breast photos ever. A titular job by Mort in choosing them. Two of the best I have seen. Why I would spend my money on two pickets to tittsburgh to see these photos in a museum. I'd pay a hundred dollars but not a nipple more to see 'em.
<guyPaulo> Should we all be worried about this?:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> I for one welcome our new alien overlords...
<Kumiho> Hardly new or different, this sort of UFO activity has been on the rise for the past decade.
<Mort> It's a shame that the captions and not the comments have to be declared the winner. Some of the comments today are hilarious.
<guyPaulo> Why don't you have a second award then? Just put a link to the funniest comment beneath the honorable mentions.
<David Byrden> I'd like to write little, er, annotations about the comments. Could you add a section?
<ElvisThePelvis> I'd like to write little pop-ups about the annotations about the comments...can you add a section to the section?
<Mort> You are all very strange, I will be glad when this experiment is over and I can finally publish my research.
<ElvisThePelvis> I thought we were all different imaginary people Mort made up...
<ElvisThePelvis> WTG Morgus!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post