[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girls -- Check

Ok people, look sexy, now remember this is the first ever live action and animation porn film.

Jetson, Captain, Wolfie and Spiderboy -- you're with the girls on the left.

Milhouse, grab some butter...

... you're with Schlongticus again!
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 359 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:18Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:17Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:16Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:12Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:10Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:09Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:08Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:07Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:06Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:04Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:02Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:00Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:56Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:54Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:52Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:51Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:50Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:49Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:41Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:40Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:39Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:38Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:36Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:35Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:34Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:33Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:31Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:27Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:25Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:24Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:23Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:22Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:21Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:19Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:16Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:15Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:14Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:13Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:12Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:11Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:08Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:06Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:05Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:03Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:02Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:01Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:00Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:58Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:57Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:56Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:52Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:50Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:47Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:46Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:45Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:41Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:37Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:32Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:31Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:26Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:25Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:24Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:23Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:21Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:20Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:19Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:18Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:16Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:15Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:14Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:13Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:10Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:05Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:04Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:03Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:02Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:01Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:00Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:59Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:53Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:46Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:45Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:44Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:35Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:27Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:21Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:20Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:18Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:16Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:04Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:03Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:57Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:56Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:54Caption #-93
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:53Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:48Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:47Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:46Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:39Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:38Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:37Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:32Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:27Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:26Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:25Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:23Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:21Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:20Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:19Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:18Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:16Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:14Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:13Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:12Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:11Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:10Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:08Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:07Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:06Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:05Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:04Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:03Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:02Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:01Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:00Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:59Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:58Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:57Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:56Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:54Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:53Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:52Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:51Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:49Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:48Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:47Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:45Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:42Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:39Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:37Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:35Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:32Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:31Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:30Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:27Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:26Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:22Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:21Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:20Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:19Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:17Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:16Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:14Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:13Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:12Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:11Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:10Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:08Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:07Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:06Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:01Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:59Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:58Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:57Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:56Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:52Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:48Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:47Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:46Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:45Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:42Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:41Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:38Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:36Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:31Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:26Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:23Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:21Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:16Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:14Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:12Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:11Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:06Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:05Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:01Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:00Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:59Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:58Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:57Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:56Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:55Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:54Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:53Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:52Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:51Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:50Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:49Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:48Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:47Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:46Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:45Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:43Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:42Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:41Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:40Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:39Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:37Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:36Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:35Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:34Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:33Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:32Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:31Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:30Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:29Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:28Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:27Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:25Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:24Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:21Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:19Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:18Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:07Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:06Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:06Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:04Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:01Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:59Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:55Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:54Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:53Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:52Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:51Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:50Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:48Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:47Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:46Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:45Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:44Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:43Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:42Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:39Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:37Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:36Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:35Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:34Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:33Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:32Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:31Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:30Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:29Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:28Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:27Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:22Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:20Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:19Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:17Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:15Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:11Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:10Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:09Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:08Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:07Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:06Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:05Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:04Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:03Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:01Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:59Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:58Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:57Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:56Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:54Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:51Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:50Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:48Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:47Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:46Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:45Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:44Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:43Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:42Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:41Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:40Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:39Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:38Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:37Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:36Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:35Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:34Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:32Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:31Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:30Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:29Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:28Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:27Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:26Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:25Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:23Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:21Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:19Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:18Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:17Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:16Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:15Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:14Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:13Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:12Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:11Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:10Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:09Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:08Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:07Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:06Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:04Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:00Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:52Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:51Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:50Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:49Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:48Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:47Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:46Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:45Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:44Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:43Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:40Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:39Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:38Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:37Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:35Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:34Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:33Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:32Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:31Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:30Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:28Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:27Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:26Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:25Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:24Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:22Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:21Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:20Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:19Caption #505

Board [Post Message]

CRASS DAY


You know what to do.
There are 78 messages for this day.
<3Suns> I wonder if anyone can outdo Mort today... this is a great one!
<guyPaulo> DAGNABBIT MORT! You took the best concept already!
<Kumiho> Okay, I've done my crassness. (Sorry ajiav.)
<Mort> Guy - Early worm always gets eaten... wait what has that got to do with anything?
<guyPaulo> It seems to be turning into Meta-Crass day.
<apple juice is a verb> Tied up girls do not offend me Kumiho. Quite the opposite.
<Kumiho> Well, one never knows another's fetishes.
<Angel> hello how are you I am new here
<Angel> so what are you guys or gals talking about
<Angel> I wonder if anyone can outdo Kumiho
<Angel> 
<lil d> hey angel
<Angel > hey lil d you glad I got you on the web
<lil d> this is so fun
<Angel > lil d you are a bitch just playing
<lil d> you ugly ass bicth
<Angel > what are they doing on your computer
<Angel > who the fuck are you calling a ugly bitch you cock sucker
<lil d> fuck u
<Angel > Im tired of talking like this lets talk about the ugly ass teachers
<lil d> u can lick my ass hole
<Angel > did you read your message
<lil d> bicth fuck u ho
<Angel > Mr.gaMEN IS GAY AS HELL YOU KNOW
<lil d> ho
<lil d> yes
<Angel > STOP CALLING ME NAMES YOU ASS
<Angel> lild why arent you writing
<lil d> goodie ho
<Angel> lild why arent you writing
<Angel> asfdhnvgfb
<Angel> well fuck you
<lil d> im sorry bicth
<lil d> bicth fuck u ho
<Angel> sorry sorry sorry sorry
<lil d> dirty slut
<Angel> so do you feel like going to mrs emeels class
<Angel> whp the hell are you calling a dirty slut
<lil d> opppppppps sorrry dimond
<lil d> no because i want to
<Angel> I hope we dont have to take one of those long ass tests
<lil d> homo
<lil d> biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicth
<Angel> Every time we finish a test she always gives us anotherone
<Angel> stop calling me names
<lil d> im going to be in the black history program
<Angel> fffihsfv
<Angel> but the program practice is not going to be lon because it is during homeroom
<vbnzmcn> any body there
<Angel> sombody is here
<Angel> hello
<Angel> who is vbnzmcn
<ashley bowen> yo!
<Jessica Baker> Hi yall!
<Jessica Baker> Hay people how are you?
<Jessica Baker> Hello can someone talk to me?

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

<Jessica Baker> If you want to talk to me go to yahoo.com and wright to bigbuygirl K

Love yall peace out people halla back!
written on 4/6/05

<sexy gal> you people are out of your minds seriously!
<sexy gal> go hump a porky pine
or a cactus
or anything pointy
<moein> 
<moein> Iwant you sexy gal
<im here> if you have noticed some people are just bitches
<im here> any one there

<im here> oh well later
<steve> hello
<SEXY BITCH> HEYYY NE1 HERE
<SEXY BITCH> NE CUTE GUYZ
<short> were the bitches at
<short> were the ho's at
<short> hello any bitches here
<dylan> want to suck my cock
<dylan> its big and hard all u girls
<emely> sexy
<emely> sexy
<endzonepro> deez at ease
<endzonepro> hello
<endzonepro> hello
<girly-girl> hi


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post