[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girls -- Check

Ok people, look sexy, now remember this is the first ever live action and animation porn film.

Jetson, Captain, Wolfie and Spiderboy -- you're with the girls on the left.

Milhouse, grab some butter...

... you're with Schlongticus again!
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 346 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:06Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:05Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:04Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:02Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:00Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:59Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:58Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:57Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:54Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:53Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:52Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:49Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:48Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:45Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:44Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:43Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:42Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:41Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:40Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:39Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:38Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:37Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:36Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:35Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:34Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:33Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:30Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:29Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:28Caption #996
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:26Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:25Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:24Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:22Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:20Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:19Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:18Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:17Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:16Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:15Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:13Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:11Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:10Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:09Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:07Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:06Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:05Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:02Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:01Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:00Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:59Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:58Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:56Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:55Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:53Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:52Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:51Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:50Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:49Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:47Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:46Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:45Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:44Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:43Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:42Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:41Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:38Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:37Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:36Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:35Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:34Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:33Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:32Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:31Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:30Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:29Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:28Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:27Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:26Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:25Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:22Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:20Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:19Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:17Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:16Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:15Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:14Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:12Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:11Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:10Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:09Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:07Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:06Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:05Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:02Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:01Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:00Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:59Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:58Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:56Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:55Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:50Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:49Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:48Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:46Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:45Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:44Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:43Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:42Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:40Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:39Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:38Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:36Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:35Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:34Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:32Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:30Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:29Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:28Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:27Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:26Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:25Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:24Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:22Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:20Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:19Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:18Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:17Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:15Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:14Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:12Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:11Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:10Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:10Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:07Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:06Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:05Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:04Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:03Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:02Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:01Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:00Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:59Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:57Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:56Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:55Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:50Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:48Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:47Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:45Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:44Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:43Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:42Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:41Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:40Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:38Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:37Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:35Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:34Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:32Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:31Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:30Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:29Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:28Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:27Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:26Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:25Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:24Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:22Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:20Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:19Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:18Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:15Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:14Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:13Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:12Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:09Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:08Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:07Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:04Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:01Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:00Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:59Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:57Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:56Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:55Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:54Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:52Caption #00
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:51Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:50Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:46Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:45Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:44Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:43Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:42Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:41Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:39Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:38Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:37Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:36Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:35Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:34Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:33Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:32Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:31Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:30Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:29Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:28Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:27Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:26Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:23Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:22Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:21Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:20Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:19Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:18Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:17Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:16Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:15Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:13Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:12Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:11Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:10Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:08Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:06Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:05Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:04Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:03Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:02Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:00Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:59Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:58Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:57Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:56Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:55Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:54Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:53Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:51Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:50Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:49Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:48Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:47Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:45Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:44Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:42Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:41Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:40Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:39Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:37Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:36Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:35Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:34Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:33Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:31Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:30Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:29Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:28Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:27Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:26Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:25Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:24Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:21Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:20Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:19Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:17Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:15Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:14Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:12Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:11Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:10Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:08Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:07Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:06Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:05Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:03Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:02Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:59Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:58Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:57Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:56Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:55Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:54Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:53Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:52Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:51Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:50Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:49Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:47Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:45Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:44Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:43Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:42Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:41Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:39Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:38Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:37Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:35Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:34Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:33Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:32Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:29Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:28Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:27Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:26Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:25Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:24Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:23Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:22Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:20Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:19Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:17Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:16Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:15Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:14Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:13Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:12Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:11Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:10Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:09Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:08Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:06Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:05Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:04Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:03Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:02Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:00Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:59Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:57Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:56Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:55Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:54Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:53Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:51Caption #702

Board [Post Message]

CRASS DAY


You know what to do.
There are 78 messages for this day.
<3Suns> I wonder if anyone can outdo Mort today... this is a great one!
<guyPaulo> DAGNABBIT MORT! You took the best concept already!
<Kumiho> Okay, I've done my crassness. (Sorry ajiav.)
<Mort> Guy - Early worm always gets eaten... wait what has that got to do with anything?
<guyPaulo> It seems to be turning into Meta-Crass day.
<apple juice is a verb> Tied up girls do not offend me Kumiho. Quite the opposite.
<Kumiho> Well, one never knows another's fetishes.
<Angel> hello how are you I am new here
<Angel> so what are you guys or gals talking about
<Angel> I wonder if anyone can outdo Kumiho
<Angel> 
<lil d> hey angel
<Angel > hey lil d you glad I got you on the web
<lil d> this is so fun
<Angel > lil d you are a bitch just playing
<lil d> you ugly ass bicth
<Angel > what are they doing on your computer
<Angel > who the fuck are you calling a ugly bitch you cock sucker
<lil d> fuck u
<Angel > Im tired of talking like this lets talk about the ugly ass teachers
<lil d> u can lick my ass hole
<Angel > did you read your message
<lil d> bicth fuck u ho
<Angel > Mr.gaMEN IS GAY AS HELL YOU KNOW
<lil d> ho
<lil d> yes
<Angel > STOP CALLING ME NAMES YOU ASS
<Angel> lild why arent you writing
<lil d> goodie ho
<Angel> lild why arent you writing
<Angel> asfdhnvgfb
<Angel> well fuck you
<lil d> im sorry bicth
<lil d> bicth fuck u ho
<Angel> sorry sorry sorry sorry
<lil d> dirty slut
<Angel> so do you feel like going to mrs emeels class
<Angel> whp the hell are you calling a dirty slut
<lil d> opppppppps sorrry dimond
<lil d> no because i want to
<Angel> I hope we dont have to take one of those long ass tests
<lil d> homo
<lil d> biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicth
<Angel> Every time we finish a test she always gives us anotherone
<Angel> stop calling me names
<lil d> im going to be in the black history program
<Angel> fffihsfv
<Angel> but the program practice is not going to be lon because it is during homeroom
<vbnzmcn> any body there
<Angel> sombody is here
<Angel> hello
<Angel> who is vbnzmcn
<ashley bowen> yo!
<Jessica Baker> Hi yall!
<Jessica Baker> Hay people how are you?
<Jessica Baker> Hello can someone talk to me?

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

<Jessica Baker> If you want to talk to me go to yahoo.com and wright to bigbuygirl K

Love yall peace out people halla back!
written on 4/6/05

<sexy gal> you people are out of your minds seriously!
<sexy gal> go hump a porky pine
or a cactus
or anything pointy
<moein> 
<moein> Iwant you sexy gal
<im here> if you have noticed some people are just bitches
<im here> any one there

<im here> oh well later
<steve> hello
<SEXY BITCH> HEYYY NE1 HERE
<SEXY BITCH> NE CUTE GUYZ
<short> were the bitches at
<short> were the ho's at
<short> hello any bitches here
<dylan> want to suck my cock
<dylan> its big and hard all u girls
<emely> sexy
<emely> sexy
<endzonepro> deez at ease
<endzonepro> hello
<endzonepro> hello
<girly-girl> hi


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post