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Most Emailed Photos - 01/05/2004 by Mort
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Frosted Seigfried and Roy Flakes.

They're Grrreeaattt!

Apple Bottoms.

With 150% of your recommended daily jelly.

Aussie Baby Bites

Crikey! They're Crocorific!
(May contain parts of actual babies.)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I personally don't like list captions, so I don't think much of this one either.


There are 11 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, with six alternative captions, yours is still the best, list or not.
<guyPaulo> You know, I think someone "touched up" that middle photo. That booty is positively spherical. I should know, as I've been studying it for several days now.
<Lauren> I think her butt looks like a ripe peach. I don't think butts are supposed to be that round..... could it be implants?
<guyPaulo> What the heck do they put in the water down there in Brasil?
<3Suns> Can't you see, they put plump-rumped models in the water down there in Brazil. There's a picture of it right there.
<Lauren> LOLOL If my butt was that large, I would keep it covered whenever possible... even when I showered by myself.
<guyPaulo> Are you kidding? That butt is ass-tounding!
<yoyology> I succumbed and went to yahoo to read the caption on the Brasilian, and was caught reading the Mars photo caption: "The smooth surfaces of angular and rounded rocks seen in this image of the martian terrain released by NASA (news - web sites) Tuesday Jan. 6, 2004 may be the result of wind-polishing debris." Funny, but it doesn't seem that far off.
<Mort> Seems that you will be playing with space rocks on guest day.
<Lauren> Looks as if we may have to change the nickname for Mars to "The Peach Planet."
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .


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