[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/01/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Who is the shadowy figure behind commercial America?

Who got the poor downtrodden people of the world addicted to branded cola?

Who managed to convince us that butt cracks are teh new sexy?
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 296 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:40Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:36Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:35Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:34Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:33Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:32Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:31Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:30Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:29Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:28Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:27Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:26Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:25Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:24Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:23Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:22Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:21Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:20Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:17Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:11Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:10Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:07Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:06Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:01Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:00Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:59Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:58Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:57Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:56Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:55Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:54Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:53Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:52Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:51Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:50Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:46Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:44Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:43Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:39Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:34Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:33Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:32Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:31Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:30Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:29Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:28Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:27Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:26Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:25Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:24Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:23Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:22Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:21Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:20Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:19Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:18Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:17Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:16Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:15Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:15Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:13Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:09Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:08Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:07Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:06Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:05Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:04Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:03Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:02Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:01Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:00Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:59Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:58Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:57Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:56Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:55Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:54Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:53Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:50Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:49Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:48Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:47Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:46Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:45Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:44Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:43Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:42Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:41Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:40Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:39Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:38Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:37Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:36Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:35Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:34Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:33Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:32Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:30Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:27Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:21Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:20Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:19Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:18Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:17Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:16Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:15Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:14Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:13Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:11Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:59Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:58Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:56Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:52Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:43Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:41Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:40Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:37Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:34Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:32Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:31Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:30Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:29Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:28Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:27Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:26Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:25Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:24Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:23Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:13Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:12Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:10Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:09Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:08Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:07Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:06Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:05Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:04Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:03Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:02Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:01Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:00Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:59Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:58Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:57Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:56Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:55Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:54Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:53Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:52Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:51Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:50Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:49Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:48Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:47Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:46Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:45Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:44Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:41Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:40Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:37Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:27Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:26Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:25Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:24Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:23Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:22Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:21Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:20Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:19Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:18Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:17Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:16Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:14Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:13Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:12Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:11Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:10Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:06Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:03Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:56Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:54Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:50Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:38Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:37Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:36Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:35Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:34Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:32Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:32Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:30Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:28Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:27Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:26Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:24Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:23Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:22Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:21Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:19Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:07Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:04Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:03Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:01Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:59Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:58Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:57Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:54Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:51Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:50Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:48Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:46Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:42Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:36Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:35Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:32Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:31Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:27Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:26Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:20Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:17Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:07Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:04Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:03Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:01Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:49Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:48Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:47Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:45Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:38Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:36Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:35Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:34Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:33Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:30Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:19Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:17Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:14Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:07Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:04Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:03Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:02Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:58Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:56Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:54Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:46Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:43Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:37Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:36Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:35Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:34Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:31Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:27Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:21Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:20Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:15Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:11Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:02Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:59Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:56Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:55Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:49Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:48Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:43Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:40Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:33Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:28Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:27Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:24Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:23Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:22Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:21Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:20Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:15Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:12Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:09Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:06Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:05Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:00Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:57Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:56Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:44Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:43Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:42Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:41Caption #340

Board [Post Message]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Thongs don't look good on everyone.


There are 5 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Yes, Mort, that is probably an accurate statement. But generally, those on whom thongs don't look good also don't look so good in granny panties either, don't ya think? I say, if you've got it, flaunt it. And if you've got lots of it, flaunt more.
<Luminaire> Brilliant caption, Mort. The answer, of course, is BRITNEY.
<yoyology> The answer to everything is Britney.
<Lauren> Mort, I think you missed Axolotl's caption to the first picture... he/she was way ahead of me on that reference, if not a bit more subtle.
<Mort> Yes you are right Lauren. I don't know how I could have missed that.

Some great captions today!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post