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Most Emailed Photos - 11/19/2003 by Mort
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Breathing in and out slowly, James went for the clean and jerk.

He cleaned and was about to jerk, when a mysterious spectator distracted him, causing him to get all bent out of shape.

Was is the fair haired scottish weight-lifting groupie?

Or the fair haired smoldering weight-lifting gorilla?
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I carefully avoided any mention of Michael Jackson.

This caption is strangely similar to the latest Okaypants.


There are 11 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That is indeed a smoldering gorilla.
<yoyology> Thank goodness you avoided Michael Jackson. I was planning to boycott the day if he showed up.
<Little Bee> Sorry, I couldn't resist the rhyming bug.
<yoyology> No apologies necessary. I am pro-rhyme.
<Gclefnatalie> Looks like yoyology is on a roll today!!!
<yoyology> I suffer from the heartbreak of captiorrhea.
<yoyology> ...and if you're looking for new things to code in, Mort, It would be nice to have navigation buttons that would let us go to the next or previous alternative. When the list is long, the drop-box becomes unwieldy.
<Clem> Take two Imodium AD's and call me in the morning
<Mort> I wasn't looking for any more work... but your navigation buttons only took 2 minutes.
<yoyology> You da man!
<yoyology> I think next Wednesday's caption-off should be decided based on which caption sounds most amusing when translated into Spanish.


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