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Most Emailed Photos - 11/02/2003 by Mort
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These are live images of the space virus decending in Basinstoke. Authorities have warned everyone in the area to stay indoors.

Reports have proven that all mammals are susceptible to the virus, this footage shows a primate in the early stages of the space sickness, trying to find relief by scratching it's tackle on the hard rock.

Here a family can do nothing but look on in horror as their father enters the final stages of the disease.

Scientist believe the blame rests on a single sample of Bill Clinton's semen sent into space in 1997.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Back from Vegas, tired. Everytime I go to vegas I come back feeling I have been mugged, but in a very entertaining fashion. Vegas has invented many very fascinating ways to spread the leather lips of my wallet even further apart.

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