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Most Emailed Photos - 07/28/2003 by Mort
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We were still on our quest for the 'Sorcerer's Hello Kitty', which was rumoured to be in Hogwarts castle.

A strange old crone told us to get to Hogwarts we must climb the rainbow bridge of Aarsgard, found in the city of temptation.

Onwards to the maze of Godheim, where we battled the wicked purple cave bears of Caerdydd with their ferocious purple nails and matching handbags.

Certain death is now before us, we have reached the tiny blue mice of Garglespoon!

With their deadly razor sharp teeth, cute twitching whiskers and adorable little ears, let me just pet this little one....


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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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A slightly Monty Python inspired caption, I was hoping for less animal pictures today, perhaps tomorrow will be better. Although tomorrows photos will be used for Wednesday's Guest Day, so I hope they are extremely hard to link together...

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Mort> Just added this simple little message board system. I also changed comments and voting, check it out.
<trosp> The monkeys are cool but what is the point of this board?
<blue> I guess so we have a common place to complain about all the animal photos.
<Bug> Still, look on the bright side, it could be german animal photos. (shudders at the repressed memory)
<Roger Mexico> Hey, if the "3 most e-mailed" amounts to all animal pictures, why not just select from further down their list?
<Mort> If I start censoring the photos to get rid of animals where will it end?

I do check the list constantly so I can at least minimise the animalicity, but some days the top three photos do not change.

I blame PETA and their Yahoo photo lobby.

<mypalmike> Hardcore. Stick with the top 3.
<mypalmike> And what kind of animal is a rainbow anyhow?
<mypalmike> And what kind of animal is a rainbow anyhow?


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