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Most Emailed Photos - 06/24/2003 by Mort
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I have seen the first three prophesied signs of the coming of the end of the world.

1. Triplets were born yesterday with only two bodies.

2. The sharks are massing on our shores, soon the land sharks will attack.

3. Chris Farley has been reincarnated as a bull dog.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP/adamsandler.com)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I wonder if SNL would get funny again if it included bull dog Chris Farley...

Ms Paint does a really bad job of resizing images, I should just wait until I get home to photoshop them. Microsoft is not exactly known for it's quality products.

One thing KM said last night is that repeating images reduces the impact. Once you have associated an images with a story, it loses it's surprise and meaning when associated with the next story. This is one of the binds of the constraint, I guess I could update less than once day or pick from a larger pool of news images. Although then it won't be such a constraint...


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<mypalmike> Man, triplets with two bodies. Damn, you funny!


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